White House Breakfast

[nostradamas]

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive young waitress asked Mr. Cheney what he would like, and he
replied, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. Looked up from his menu and replied with his trademark wink and
slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaimed "How rude! You're starting to
act like President Clinton," and then she stormed away.

Cheney leaned over to Bush and whispered . . . "It's pronounced 'quiche'."

 

[Tiger.Lily]

Lawl.

Sadly, very likely.

 

[paracarl44]

Okay, you got me on that one.

There has to be some new jokes in the works when the New President takes office.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny. 😀

 

[Italian Tickler]

Lol indeed! I have to say this reminds me of when the Clinton Administration left the White House, I was very upset to hear they trashed the exec offices and over one office put a sign that read "Office Of Strategery". This based on an SnL skit. In retrospect, man, pretty spot on joke.