Who is God?

[Illtcklu]

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[Tick L]

Lol, I've heard this one before, but it is a great one, thanks for posting. 😀

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

You know I have a disorder that affects my skin color! Now I have to go write a song about it! Hee Hee! *cough* I mean.......very funny!

 

[FeatherHeart22]

Lol !

 

[tickleterror]

LMAO, that is hilarious.

 

[herotickle]

I have heard this one before. Pretty funny.

 

[Dário F]

 

[Illtcklu]

You know I have a disorder that affects my skin color! Now I have to go write a song about it! Hee Hee! *cough* I mean.......very funny!

Can I ride the roller coaster at Neverneverland?

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Can I ride the roller coaster at Neverneverland?

of course little boy! Here, have some Jesus Juice!

 

[Illtcklu]

of course little boy! Here, have some Jesus Juice!

Blasphemy! OUr little Angel has commited blasphemy!


So does this mean I'm like all the other little boys, and have to sleep with you now?

Not an altogether displeasing idea.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Blasphemy! OUr little Angel has commited blasphemy!


So does this mean I'm like all the other little boys, and have to sleep with you now?

Not an altogether displeasing idea.

blasphemy? Me?? never!

yes it does!

 

[Illtcklu]

blasphemy? Me?? never!

yes it does!

See ya in PM.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

See ya in PM.

okkk.