A woman was giving birth, and during labor, they asked who the father was, as to fill in the birth certificate. She said she was not sure, it could be several guys as she had done a porn flick when she needed money really bad.
So as the head pops out, they said -
"Well miss, the baby has blond hair, does that indicate anyone?" She said there was a German guy she had been with in the porn, and it was maybe him.
"But the baby has black skin..."
She said there had been a black man in the porn also.
"And strangely," the doctor said, "The baby has slanted eyes!"
She explained there had been an Asian man in the porn"
So the baby is out, they held it up, whacked it on the ass, and it started crying as any baby would. The woman sighed - "Oh thank you God!"
The doctor asked why she thanked God in relief, and she said "Well cause the baby is crying, I was scared it was going to start barking!"
So as the head pops out, they said -
"Well miss, the baby has blond hair, does that indicate anyone?" She said there was a German guy she had been with in the porn, and it was maybe him.
"But the baby has black skin..."
She said there had been a black man in the porn also.
"And strangely," the doctor said, "The baby has slanted eyes!"
She explained there had been an Asian man in the porn"
So the baby is out, they held it up, whacked it on the ass, and it started crying as any baby would. The woman sighed - "Oh thank you God!"
The doctor asked why she thanked God in relief, and she said "Well cause the baby is crying, I was scared it was going to start barking!"
