Who Runs The Human Body?

[unclebill]

In the human body which organ is in charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said, "I should be in charge, because I run all the body`s systems, so without me nothing will happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart. "I pump blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you`d all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach. "I process food and give you all energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I`m responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don`t have to be smart or important to be in charge......just an asshole.

 

[Dianatklee]

So true

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Alas, I've had bosses like that.

 

[bellystrokes]

Oh shit, Uncle Bill has been a boss like that----Joking joking joking, put away the paddle.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

LOL! that is so true!

 

[Bugman]

LOL.Promotions where i work seem to be based on this primis.

 

[unclebill]

Oh shit, Uncle Bill has been a boss like that----Joking joking joking, put away the paddle.

I`ll have you know I am a very nice boss. btw: You are looking very spiffy these days, goddess. 😉

 

[Bugman]

I`ll have you know I am a very nice boss. btw: You are looking very spiffy these days, goddess. 😉

Sexual harresment here,you are not to notice how someone looks!!!Someone call the ACLU!!! 😉

 

[unclebill]

Sexual harresment here,you are not to notice how someone looks!!!Someone call the ACLU!!! 😉

My only fear is she will file a grievence through the goddesses union.

 

[Bugman]

No,not the Goddess Union!!You are doomed my friend!(bugman hides in the corner.)
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[unclebill]

No,not the Goddess Union!!You are doomed my friend!(bugman hides in the corner.)
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Don`t let her hehehehe`s fool you, bugman. The goddess has been known to court martial fellow disgruntled goddesses. Or at least so I hear.