26 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women:
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently in a car while
when you play baseball/soccer/football/ etc.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a
Beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5
cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another
beer on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get a good
head.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel
guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You know you're always the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. Good beer costs less than good women.
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently in a car while
when you play baseball/soccer/football/ etc.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a
Beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5
cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another
beer on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get a good
head.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel
guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You know you're always the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. Good beer costs less than good women.
