Why Fishing is Better than Sex

[sole seeker]

Why Fishing is Better than Sex - (but more dangerous than racecar driving according to Brooke Gordon in her divorce discussions)



#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

 

[crydun]

that's cute, SS. I love to fish!!! something peaceful about sitting by the water in God's Nature and waiting for the fish to bite.. a lot better than sitting at home, 'waiting for the phone to ring!!"

 

[Limeoutsider]

I used to like fishing, cept the person who went with me had to bait my hook for me, and if I ever caught anything, they had to take it off the hook, and they had to clean it 😀



Once caught a 21 lb. trout with a 13 or 14 pound reel

 

[the_Baron]

i used to fish with my grandfather. but now i can't bear to hurt an animal. and i know that fish can not enjoying biting into a hook, and then slowly sufficating.

sorry to be a downer.

 

[milagros317]

Once caught a 21 lb. trout with a 13 or 14 pound reel

I am impressed, Lime. I never fished much, but I never caught anything above 10 pounds.

 

[sole seeker]

i used to fish with my grandfather. but now i can't bear to hurt an animal. and i know that fish can not enjoying biting into a hook, and then slowly sufficating.
sorry to be a downer.

No problem, GB.

You should check into PITA! It's a fish-rights-protection agency. I was told that it's motto is "Fish Are People Too!"




Whoops - I feel my psychic ability kicking in...
I'm getting a message from "the other side"...
GB - the message is for you!
The message is that you're gonna get damned tired of lettuce and celery over the next 60 years!

Just teasing, GB. Actually, I admire your willingness to stand by your principles.

 

[Limeoutsider]

I am impressed, Lime. I never fished much, but I never caught anything above 10 pounds.

We started at about 5 pm and there were these 3 old guys who were there since like 11 am or something like that, they looked tired, and they did my hook for me and dropped it in and started to bait their hooks and I almost lost my pole. I made my mom and uncle reel the damn thing in cuz my arm hurt (I was only 11 or so). The old men looked disgrunteled 🙂

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I associate Fishing with several things: 1) an overindulgence in alcoholic beverages 2) over-exposure to a summer sun 3) stabbing my fingers with the damn hook, trying to dislodge a ten pound fluke, and getting blood all over the nice man's deck...and a priceless camaraderie with your friends...

 

[milagros317]

Originally posted by Limeoutsider (most deleted)
(I was only 11 or so). The old men looked disgrunteled 🙂

I can imagine! They'd been fishing all day, and along comes this kid who immediately catches a bigger fish than any of them got. 😛 Very good, Lime. 😀