from Law & Order: Criminal Intent.
[referring to notes on Goren's desk]
Detective Alexandra Eames: Admirers?
Detective Robert Goren: No, reporters. They want a comment.
Detective Alexandra Eames: Can they print a hand gesture?
[to Goren, after meeting an autistic savant expert witness]
Detective Alexandra Eames: I didn't know you had an older, geekier brother.
[Eames, while examining a mummified corpse, realizes the victim was wearing a very rare mini skirt]
Detective Robert Goren: You wore one of those?
Detective Alexandra Eames: Looked good in it, too.
[after hearing a description of a suspect]
Detective Alexandra Eames: Well, that fits our profile.
[Goren stops and stares at her]
Detective Alexandra Eames: I only pretend not to listen to you.
[Goren and Logan, dressed in similar dark suits, leave to interview a witness; Eames and Barak watch them go]
Detective Alexandra Eames: There they go. Ocean's Two.
[examining a corpse in the morgue]
Detective Robert Goren: What's this here? It's a trans-dermal patch.
M.E. Rodgers: Could be a pain killer or nicotine patch.
Detective Alexandra Eames: Too bad it wasn't a 'learn to swim' patch.
[trying to arrest a crooked FBI agent, and getting stonewalled by the Bureau]
A.D.A. Carver: Even the FBI can't ignore a federal judge. You heard the man, he wants compelling evidence.
[to Goren, after Carver leaves]
Detective Alexandra Eames: Right, and I want a foot massage from Derek Jeter.
:laughing:
[referring to notes on Goren's desk]
Detective Alexandra Eames: Admirers?
Detective Robert Goren: No, reporters. They want a comment.
Detective Alexandra Eames: Can they print a hand gesture?
[to Goren, after meeting an autistic savant expert witness]
Detective Alexandra Eames: I didn't know you had an older, geekier brother.
[Eames, while examining a mummified corpse, realizes the victim was wearing a very rare mini skirt]
Detective Robert Goren: You wore one of those?
Detective Alexandra Eames: Looked good in it, too.
[after hearing a description of a suspect]
Detective Alexandra Eames: Well, that fits our profile.
[Goren stops and stares at her]
Detective Alexandra Eames: I only pretend not to listen to you.
[Goren and Logan, dressed in similar dark suits, leave to interview a witness; Eames and Barak watch them go]
Detective Alexandra Eames: There they go. Ocean's Two.
[examining a corpse in the morgue]
Detective Robert Goren: What's this here? It's a trans-dermal patch.
M.E. Rodgers: Could be a pain killer or nicotine patch.
Detective Alexandra Eames: Too bad it wasn't a 'learn to swim' patch.
[trying to arrest a crooked FBI agent, and getting stonewalled by the Bureau]
A.D.A. Carver: Even the FBI can't ignore a federal judge. You heard the man, he wants compelling evidence.
[to Goren, after Carver leaves]
Detective Alexandra Eames: Right, and I want a foot massage from Derek Jeter.
:laughing:
