Why Men Are Just Happier People-

[bellystrokes]

What do you expect from such simple creatures ?


Your last name stays put .
The garage is all yours .
Wedding plans take care of themselves .
Car mechanics tell you the truth .
The world is your urinal
Wrinkles add character .
Wedding dress~$5000. Tuxedo rental~$100.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected .
New shoes do not cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time .
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat . Y
You know stuff about tanks (specifically for you Master Tank)
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase .
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack .
You only have to shave your face and neck .
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relativeson December 24 in 25 minutes .

 

[milagros317]

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase .

Absolutely correct. On my recent six-day vacation to Florida I had one carry-on bag and no suitcases. My carry-on bag contained six clean boxer shorts, six clean pairs of socks, and six clean Dodger Tshirts. 😀

You only have to shave your face and neck .

Actaully, men can grow a beard and not even shave those areas. 😛

 

[bellystrokes]

Absolutely correct. On my recent six-day vacation to Florida I had one carry-on bag and no suitcases. My carry-on bag contained six clean boxer shorts, six clean pairs of socks, and six clean Dodger Tshirts. 😀



Actaully, men can grow a beard and not even shave those areas. 😛

Rub it in! Rub it in!

 

[venray]

Well Belly....YOU dont have to shave your beard either..... 😛 😛

 

[bellystrokes]

Well Belly....YOU dont have to shave your beard either..... 😛 😛

*biting lip and hand so hard* oh god oh god oh god, the directions this could take.................................

 

[venray]

Sorry..already went there....ROFLMAO....

 

[kered]

She forgot our understanding of turn signals and side view mirrors.

 

[venray]

 

[bellystrokes]

She forgot our understanding of turn signals and side view mirrors.

You guys actually pay attention to that stuff? Ugh

 

[kered]

You guys actually pay attention to that stuff? Ugh

Yes we do. We also like to be on time for social engagements. 😛

 

[Bugman]

Speaking of shaving....

 

[bellystrokes]

Yes we do. We also like to be on time for social engagements. 😛

Uh, why?


And Venray, I don't need wax to be hot!!!!

 

[venray]

Oh I KNOW That........

 

[kered]

In case there is an open bar before dinner.

 

[bellystrokes]

In case there is an open bar before dinner.

Pretty and smart! Yum!

 

[bellystrokes]

Speaking of shaving....

Oh sweet Jesus, that was another "diet coke all over the furniture" moment.
Sometimes my man, you are razor sharp!!!!!

 

[Bugman]

We do our best dear.😉

 

[kered]

Pretty and smart! Yum!

Yes I am. I also like slow dancing. 😛

 

[bellystrokes]

Yes I am. I also like slow dancing. 😛

Wow! Major triple threat!

 

[Mastertank1]

You left out the main reason...

why men are happier people;

Ignorance is Bliss!

😛

 

[bellystrokes]

why men are happier people;

Ignorance is Bliss!

😛

hehehehehe, I think you are onto something there.

 

[lespieds]

I have seen the beaver photo before, but it still makes me laugh. 🙂

 

[Illtcklu]

What do you expect from such simple creatures ?


Your last name stays put .
The garage is all yours .
Wedding plans take care of themselves .
Car mechanics tell you the truth .
The world is your urinal
Wrinkles add character .
Wedding dress~$5000. Tuxedo rental~$100.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected .
New shoes do not cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time .
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat . Y
You know stuff about tanks (specifically for you Master Tank)
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase .
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack .
You only have to shave your face and neck .
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relativeson December 24 in 25 minutes .

In ONE conversation..............this is the impression I left you with????









WOW!
I done good!!!!!

 

[bellystrokes]

especially the world is your urinal part.

Cross-streaming anyone?

 

[Bugman]

If i'm shelling out $8.95 for my BVD's,it damn well better be a sixpack!