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The TMF Version of "Why the Chicken crossed the road."
Brought to you by, Brighteyes1082, Baldadonis, KrazieDog and CrystalLight.
**Disclaimer: This was created using many of the forum's unique personalities and traits. None of this is meant to offend or hurt. Nor was it done in a deliberately malicious manner.
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So, TMF: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Baldi: Wait, what is this chicken doing? I'm not following. This doesn't make proper sense. The law has no statutes on barnyard fowl.
Impailer: Because the chicken was about to be crushed by Amanda's roflolcopter.
Lee: This chicken is redundant and bothersome.
Alchemy: I'm really pissed off about the chicken. It really has no right to cross the road in the first place, and I hate it because it's not metal!
Tortuga: I can't wait to eat this chicken!
venray: the important thing is that we all love the chicken........... and make sure that we all show the chicken it is welcome here and that its post count does not matter........................................
AnnieHall: The chicken crossed the road to suck poison out of someone's ass. Because I sure as hell ain't doing it, yo.
Milagros317: Congratulations Chicken on making your 1st cross of the road!
Avenger314: Because I always beat him at trivia on this side of the road.
gothfreakhell: dude i think its gret that u crossed the road welcom dude.
SnailShell: It's technically Canadian chicken, dude.
Kered: To take a course on photoshopping. What would Shemp think?
Amnesiac: The chicken couldn't find enough intellectual stimulation on the current side of the road, so he had to expand his options to include the field parallel to the road.
ASUTickler: Chickens Love dollars.
Tickle Emperor: CHICKEN brother. I love you. Can't wait to see you on this side of the road. <3
Amanda: I hope to God it's not to go audition for KFC..because do you know that they torture road crossing chickens? They boil them alive to get the feathers off...disgusting. KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY! I LOVE AVALON!
Kraziedog: To beat CrystalLight with wooden spoon in a bowl of chocolate pudding while 3 circus clowns watch.
Mistress Aura: I will dominate that chicken right out of his feathers and make him tell me in a little boy's voice that he is really a sheep. Then I will shear his ass.
Jo: Because I called him over to my side to bum a smoke, stole his techno cd's, then put his chicks in a UPS box and mailed them across the country.
Haribish: To have a spot of tea.
Tamia78: To join up with Team Mort Goldman. GO TEAM MORT GOLDMAN!
Myriads: This week's theme: Pose with a chicken. No cocks allowed, or you will feel the wrath of the TZARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
MTP Jeff: I demanded that the chicken to cross the road, and so it did! I
learned how to do that by listening to the Howard Stern show.
HisDivineShadow: HDS does not know why the chicken crossed the road, but HDS would have crossed the road so HDS could stand under the tree, in the shadows. XD
AffectionateDan: Bahrz eet chikenzzz!!! RAWR!!!!!
Drew70: The chicken didn't really want to cross the road, therefore its crossing of the road was nonconsensual. I'm just disgusted that it didn't find enough value in itself to stay on the original side of the road.
Euphoricy: Carebears rawk!!!!!!!!!
Robace: Oh, the chicken crossed the road because .. did you hear about when I went and got a taco? I think it was incredible and we should do a 2 and a half hour interview dedicated only to my search for the perfect taco."
Arstine: Shut up, Rob. The chicken doesn't care about your taco.
Tomskee: I will suplex that chicken off of Popeye's chicken, bitches!
General Zod: To bow to Zod!
Kurchatovium: he wanted peace and wuv!
ViperGTS: Because he's fucking stupid. Are all of you insane?
EcEu: To check out my new artwork, yo.
Sandrock74: To get to the new anime convention!
TKLee88: OMG!! I LOVE CHICKENS!! LOL!! CHICKENS ARE GREAT! YAY CHICKENS!! DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!
BellaRisa: Because I punked it over to the other side. No one messes with Mama B!
jj82277: the chicken is a terrorist and he crossed the road because he wants to blow up america. the chicken should really be a conservative because then it will make our country better. the democrats WANT the chicken to cross the road but the chicken would have a much better life if he stays where he is and doesn't become a terrorist and the bible talks about how you shouldnt be a terrorist and it's just best to be a conservative. i feel the best way to get other people to be conservative like me is to tell them they are bad for not being conservative, but i am really good and i just love everybody and want to show them the love so they will believe what i believe. i just will keep responding because you have to know that obama is a terrorist.
DimpleToes: i dont know why he crossed the road but if he ever needs a friend i am here hugssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Biscuit: The Deity does not care about silly chickens! Harumph! *bobs serenely about and then crashes into a wall*
Headsnap: Because fishpope and giant talking pear totally fucking pwnd his ass. FISH POPE ROOLZ!
Capnmad: It's always been my experience that chickens flock naturally to the other side of the road. Then again, any intelligent person would already know that, unless they were retarded. Just kidding around, I'm not actually calling you retarded. Or am I? 😉
Xionking: Because it was an underdog and a rebel.
Brought to you by, Brighteyes1082, Baldadonis, KrazieDog and CrystalLight.
**Disclaimer: This was created using many of the forum's unique personalities and traits. None of this is meant to offend or hurt. Nor was it done in a deliberately malicious manner.
----------------
So, TMF: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Baldi: Wait, what is this chicken doing? I'm not following. This doesn't make proper sense. The law has no statutes on barnyard fowl.
Impailer: Because the chicken was about to be crushed by Amanda's roflolcopter.
Lee: This chicken is redundant and bothersome.
Alchemy: I'm really pissed off about the chicken. It really has no right to cross the road in the first place, and I hate it because it's not metal!
Tortuga: I can't wait to eat this chicken!
venray: the important thing is that we all love the chicken........... and make sure that we all show the chicken it is welcome here and that its post count does not matter........................................
AnnieHall: The chicken crossed the road to suck poison out of someone's ass. Because I sure as hell ain't doing it, yo.
Milagros317: Congratulations Chicken on making your 1st cross of the road!
Avenger314: Because I always beat him at trivia on this side of the road.
gothfreakhell: dude i think its gret that u crossed the road welcom dude.
SnailShell: It's technically Canadian chicken, dude.
Kered: To take a course on photoshopping. What would Shemp think?
Amnesiac: The chicken couldn't find enough intellectual stimulation on the current side of the road, so he had to expand his options to include the field parallel to the road.
ASUTickler: Chickens Love dollars.
Tickle Emperor: CHICKEN brother. I love you. Can't wait to see you on this side of the road. <3
Amanda: I hope to God it's not to go audition for KFC..because do you know that they torture road crossing chickens? They boil them alive to get the feathers off...disgusting. KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY! I LOVE AVALON!
Kraziedog: To beat CrystalLight with wooden spoon in a bowl of chocolate pudding while 3 circus clowns watch.
Mistress Aura: I will dominate that chicken right out of his feathers and make him tell me in a little boy's voice that he is really a sheep. Then I will shear his ass.
Jo: Because I called him over to my side to bum a smoke, stole his techno cd's, then put his chicks in a UPS box and mailed them across the country.
Haribish: To have a spot of tea.
Tamia78: To join up with Team Mort Goldman. GO TEAM MORT GOLDMAN!
Myriads: This week's theme: Pose with a chicken. No cocks allowed, or you will feel the wrath of the TZARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
MTP Jeff: I demanded that the chicken to cross the road, and so it did! I
learned how to do that by listening to the Howard Stern show.
HisDivineShadow: HDS does not know why the chicken crossed the road, but HDS would have crossed the road so HDS could stand under the tree, in the shadows. XD
AffectionateDan: Bahrz eet chikenzzz!!! RAWR!!!!!
Drew70: The chicken didn't really want to cross the road, therefore its crossing of the road was nonconsensual. I'm just disgusted that it didn't find enough value in itself to stay on the original side of the road.
Euphoricy: Carebears rawk!!!!!!!!!
Robace: Oh, the chicken crossed the road because .. did you hear about when I went and got a taco? I think it was incredible and we should do a 2 and a half hour interview dedicated only to my search for the perfect taco."
Arstine: Shut up, Rob. The chicken doesn't care about your taco.
Tomskee: I will suplex that chicken off of Popeye's chicken, bitches!
General Zod: To bow to Zod!
Kurchatovium: he wanted peace and wuv!
ViperGTS: Because he's fucking stupid. Are all of you insane?
EcEu: To check out my new artwork, yo.
Sandrock74: To get to the new anime convention!
TKLee88: OMG!! I LOVE CHICKENS!! LOL!! CHICKENS ARE GREAT! YAY CHICKENS!! DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!
BellaRisa: Because I punked it over to the other side. No one messes with Mama B!
jj82277: the chicken is a terrorist and he crossed the road because he wants to blow up america. the chicken should really be a conservative because then it will make our country better. the democrats WANT the chicken to cross the road but the chicken would have a much better life if he stays where he is and doesn't become a terrorist and the bible talks about how you shouldnt be a terrorist and it's just best to be a conservative. i feel the best way to get other people to be conservative like me is to tell them they are bad for not being conservative, but i am really good and i just love everybody and want to show them the love so they will believe what i believe. i just will keep responding because you have to know that obama is a terrorist.
DimpleToes: i dont know why he crossed the road but if he ever needs a friend i am here hugssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Biscuit: The Deity does not care about silly chickens! Harumph! *bobs serenely about and then crashes into a wall*
Headsnap: Because fishpope and giant talking pear totally fucking pwnd his ass. FISH POPE ROOLZ!
Capnmad: It's always been my experience that chickens flock naturally to the other side of the road. Then again, any intelligent person would already know that, unless they were retarded. Just kidding around, I'm not actually calling you retarded. Or am I? 😉
Xionking: Because it was an underdog and a rebel.
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