paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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The man appeared at the Hospital Emergency Room all torn and tattered, with a golf club wrapped around his bruised neck.🙁
The attending physician asked: "What Happened to you?"😕
The man replied that he went golfing with his wife, and she sliced a ball off the course and into a cow pasture.🙁
While looking for her ball the man noticed a white dot in the cow's rear end.
He went over to the cow and lifted her tail to find the ball lodged in the cow's rectum.
Calling his wife with the cow's tail raised he said: "This looks like yours, dear."
"And that is why I came to your Emergency Room."
The attending physician asked: "What Happened to you?"😕
The man replied that he went golfing with his wife, and she sliced a ball off the course and into a cow pasture.🙁
While looking for her ball the man noticed a white dot in the cow's rear end.
He went over to the cow and lifted her tail to find the ball lodged in the cow's rectum.
Calling his wife with the cow's tail raised he said: "This looks like yours, dear."
"And that is why I came to your Emergency Room."
