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Wild Things

goddess_nemesis

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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
 
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Lol, I've never heard this version of the joke, the one I heard it was a rooster instead of a parrot, and the joke was slightly different.
 
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