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isabeau

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My friend and I were planning a road trip. The only problem was neither of our vehicles was trust worthy for such a long ride.

She said "No worries, we can go in my motor home"

I said "What motor home?"

She then replied, "I entered the contest at the local deli-market, and won a motor home, so no worries, we can travel in the motor home for our trip"

I then asked," I don't remember a motor home among the prizes offered. Let me see that prize"

I peeled back the paper, she had placed the paper back over the prize.

Sighing i then said.." Yup you are right, you did win-a-bagel"

ta da...
 
LOL - not bad!
Stretching our sense of humor muscles, I see. :dogpile:
Good for you!
 
sole seeker said:
LOL - not bad!
Stretching our sense of humor muscles, I see. :dogpile:
Good for you!

and notice i never mentioned the b..l...o...n...d...e..word...
 
Not bad at t'all for a self-penned joke, isabeau. I don't think you'll be winning anything at my local deli, or that you'd want anything that they'd give away free. Used straw, anyone :xlime: ?
 
CitY of MicA said:
Not bad at t'all for a self-penned joke, isabeau. I don't think you'll be winning anything at my local deli, or that you'd want anything that they'd give away free. Used straw, anyone :xlime: ?

um i'll pass..also as much as i would love to take credit for this joke..i didn't..i heard it on john boy and billy... 😱
 
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