THE WISDOM OF WILL ROGERS
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>1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
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>2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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>3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works.
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>4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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>5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
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>6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
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>7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in
>your pocket.
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>8. There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few
who learn by observation. The rest of them have to touch the electric fence
for themselves.
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>9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
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>10. If! you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.
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>11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
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>12. AND FINALLY After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good
he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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>
>1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
>
>2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
>
>3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works.
>
>4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
>5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
>
>6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
>
>7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in
>your pocket.
>
>8. There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few
who learn by observation. The rest of them have to touch the electric fence
for themselves.
>
>9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
>
>10. If! you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.
>
>11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
>
>12. AND FINALLY After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good
he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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