women are from mars, men are from venus

[Ticklerguy4u]

what if men and women used excuses to eachother in reverse...would it still sound as ridiculous?

man--do these clothes make me look fat?
man--sorry honey, I had to cheat, you aren't here for me emotionally.
man--me and the guys are going to the restroom, be right back
man--I am a strong proud man...eeeek a mouse!!
man--Shiela, you are my best friend, why can't i meet a nice girl to date?

woman--sorry I had to scratch there for five minutes, it itched.
woman--sorry honey, i had to cheat, he was just so hot...I was weak.
woman-- scuse'me, i need to pee right here can't hold it
woman--I am head of the household...can you make me dinner i don't know how to cook or iron or clean or laundry or...
woman--no honey I wasn't looking at him...he's ugly..i had to turn my neck because it was cramped

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Slow night there in Wyoming? 😛

 

[Jagermeistered]

A little too philosophical...

How about: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Just kidding!

However, it is blunt and to the point. Relationships can be so derogatory... 😛

 

[Ticklerguy4u]

Slow night there in Wyoming? 😛

here, we just call it "night"

 

[Bohemianne]

woman-- scuse'me, i need to pee right here can't hold it

I am beginning to wish I had ticklish-scrotum envy. 😱 😀

 

[BrightEyes1082]

My ex-husband once looked at me longingly in the eyes and asked me
what I was thinking about. I told him I was thinking when did I marry
a clingy girl instead of a man.