Women's Point System

[Tamia78]

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit - demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.


Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed..............................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows....-1
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
You leave the toilet seat up..................................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
in the snow...................................................+8
but return with beer..........................................-5
and no liners................................................-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night.....................+2
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
You pummel it with a six iron................................+10
It's her cat.................................................-50

AT THE PARTY

You stay by her side the entire party......................... 0
You stay by her side for a while then go to chat with a friend from school...................................................-2
Named Tiffany.................................................-4
Tiffany is now a dancer......................................-10
With breast implants.........................................-18

HER BIRTHDAY

You remember her birthday............................... 0
You buy a card and flowers.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1
It is a sports bar......................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night..........................-3
And your face is painted the colors of your favorite team...................................................-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

You go out with a pal............................... 0
The pal is happily married..........................+1
The pal is single...................................-7
He drives a Ferrari................................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED).......-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

You take her to a movie...................................+2
You take her to a movie she likes.........................+4
You take her to a movie you hate..........................+6
You take her to a movie you like..........................-2
It's called Death Cop III.................................-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable pot belly...........................,.-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.+10
You resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts............-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."...............-800

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding......................-10
You reply, "Where?".............................-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".........-100
Any other response..............................-20

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....................0
You listen, for over 30 minutes..................................+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience......,..+50
You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?".........................-100
You have fallen asleep.........................................-200

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.......

You talk.........................................-100
You don't talk...................................-150
You spend time with her..........................-200
You don't spend time with her....................-500

 

[Mz Chaos]

Oh this is just too damn funny!!!
I do however, think they should they should get points for replacing the toilet paper because that isn't something we really expect them to do.

For those men who need help...
http://www.associatedcontent.com/video/824/how_to_change_toilet_paper_rolls.html

 

[44Blues]

LMAO! That's why I always lose: There are too many rules! You can't score points. You have to lay it out in guy terms: first downs, touchdowns, penalties, punts, and guys should win for going for it on fourth down, because that's the only one that we really try on, isn't it? Just kidding, thanks for the help.

 

[Mastertank1]

Okay, some ways to earn points just to level the playing field.

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit - demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.


Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed..............................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows....-1
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
You leave the toilet seat up..................................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
in the snow...................................................+8
but return with beer..........................................-5
and no liners................................................-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night.....................+2
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
You pummel it with a six iron................................+10
It's her cat.................................................-50

You know about her clit, G-spot, U-spot and A-spot.......+10
You can find them and know how to use them to give her multiple orgasms......................................................+100
Every time...................................................+200

AT THE PARTY

You stay by her side the entire party......................... 0
You stay by her side for a while then go to chat with a friend from school...................................................-2
Named Tiffany.................................................-4
Tiffany is now a dancer......................................-10
With breast implants.........................................-18

You stay by her side and pay attention only to her...+2
ignoring numerous other women in the room.............+4
whom she thinks are better looking than she is .........+6
and who are trying to catch your eye and come on to you +20

HER BIRTHDAY

You remember her birthday............................... 0
You buy a card and flowers.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1

It's not a bar at all...............................................+2
It's actually been reviewed as a restaurant...............+4
favorably.............................................................+6
and was awarded stars..........................................+4 per star
You also bought her a gift.......................................+7
which is not something you'll ever borrow and use.......+10
and is romantic rather than practical.........................+20
and is something she actually wants..........................+30

It is a sports bar......................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night..........................-3
And your face is painted the colors of your favorite team...................................................-10


A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

You go out with a pal............................... 0
The pal is happily married..........................+1
The pal is single...................................-7
He drives a Ferrari................................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED).......-15

you call her in the middle of the night out to tell her you're thinking of her and miss her.................................................+10
you really mean it...........................................+20
you come home with a romantic little gift that you got just for her..+50

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

You take her to a movie...................................+2
You take her to a movie she likes.........................+4
You take her to a movie you hate..........................+6

You do not complain about the movie.....................+8
You pay attention to the movie and discuss the nuances of it with her on the way home...........................................................+25

You take her to a movie you like..........................-2
It's called Death Cop III.................................-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable pot belly...........................,.-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.+10

You keep exercising until you're in better shape and better toned then when she met you, and tell her you did it to be sexy for her..........+30

You resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts............-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."...............-800

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding......................-10
You reply, "Where?".............................-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".........-100
Any other response..............................-20

You answer no, not at all, instantly and with complete conviction....+10

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....................0
You listen, for over 30 minutes..................................+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience......,..+50
You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?".........................-100
You have fallen asleep.........................................-200

You suggest a proactive solution..........................-300
You indicate understanding, sympathy and unconditional support...+100

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.......

You talk.........................................-100
You don't talk...................................-150
You spend time with her..........................-200
You don't spend time with her....................-500

You manage to have your boss send you out of town on a business trip that lasts until it's all over...............................0
You leave her, as a present, a gift certificate to a nearby rifle range, complete with rental of a rifle, 1000 rounds of ammo, and 100 life size human sillouhette targets with pictures of various men printed on them...+100

 

[german]

See Tank is a team player..........and you DON'T talk to Tiffany ahhhhh, I see now.

Great list

Priest

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Seems pretty accurate, Tamia. 😀