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Woodpeckers...

venray

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A Hawaiian Woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were arguing about which
place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said that they had a
tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker challenged him and
promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker
was in awe. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck
a Canadian tree that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker
expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. After flying to
Canada, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the
tree with no problem. The two woodpeckers were now confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian
tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree when
neither one was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpeckering, they both came to the same conclusion:












Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
 
Mastertank1 said:
or were they peckerwoods?

No...they were red headed wooden peckers........

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