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Worst....Joke....Ever

Why are santa's balls soo big? Cause he only cums once a year .....


:whip:
 
I just flew in from the west coast... boy are my arms tired!
 
Here's the dumbest joke I've ever heard. It works better when spoken out loud, and kids usually love it.

Why do Eskimo women wash their clothes in Tide?

(Because it's too cold out-Tide.)
 
3 blondes have a meeting. They arrive late.

The first blonde says "I'm sorry, I'm late".

The second blonde says "I'm sorry, I'm late too".

The third one says "I'm sorry, I'm late three"




Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause it was dead........



Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.....


What kind of sexual disease can birds get?
chirpies...it's a canarial disease...but its tweetable...



A fat man goes up to a hot blonde and asks: " Can you help me with, err... "
The blonde answers: " No Frank I'm not getting that cupcake out of your @ss again! "


The fat man replies: " I swear this ones vanilla "
 
Tarzan said:
I just flew in from the west coast... boy are my arms tired!
Click to expand...


:::looks at Tarzan's signature pic::: (okay now i just can't help myself, even if it's a bit off-topic...)

blond woman in pic: (sighs)"I should've never shown Tarzan that music video from my mother's home planet. Wether or not he stops singing that he's too sexy for his shirt, for the honor of Grayskull, I'm going in there, restoring the castle to it's correct form and getting my clothes back from Skeletor!"
 
Q: How did the dead baby cross the road?

A: Stapled to the back of the chicken.

(Does anybody still have their "dead baby" joke books?)
 
A horse walks into a bar, bartender looks at him and says: "Hey buddy, why the long face?"


Drew

("HELLO.....Is this thing on???")
 
A grasshopper goes into a bar. The bartender smiles and says, 'Hey, you know we have a drink named after you!"
Astonished, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink called Bob?"
 
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To show the possum that it could be done.

(don't remember where I got it, hope it wasn't here)
 
It's all Mimi's fault....... :illogical



Gary says to John, "Do you want to see a magic trick?"

John says "Sure."

"OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees"

John turns around and gets down on all fours.

"There," says Gary, "...does that feel like you've got a thumb up your ass?"

"Yes!" Replies John

Gary waves both of his hands in the air, "Magic!"
 
A bus driver is driving some seniors around on the annual field trip from the old people's home when suddenly an old woman taps on his shoulder and gives him a handful of peanuts. The driver eats the peanuts and continues driving untill some 15 minutes later the same woman gives him another handful of peanuts. Same thing goes on for about 7 more times, and then the driver asks the woman why they don't eat the peanuts themselves. "We can't eat it because we don't have any teeth left", the woman says. "Well, why do you buy something you can't eat?", the driver asks. "Because we like the chocolate covering"


Nice one to tell before dinner :bump:
 
Q: What did the leper say to the *****?

A: Keep the tip.

Cheers.
 
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the forest?
 
I lost my hair when I was 21.

What a fuckin' game of poker that was!
 
Man walks into a bar with a frog on top of his head.

Bartender asks, "How'd you get that?"

Frog replies, "It started out as a growth on my ass."


:blaugh: :blaugh:

Cheers.
 
Man walks into the doctors with a steering wheel down his boxers. The doctor asks "How did that happen?"
The man goes "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
 
A Baby Seal Walks Into Club..............Badoom,Doom

Sorry Folks, Tony the Talking Pony couldn't Be Here Tonight; He Caought a Cold & He's a Little Horse....(Is this thing on?)

2 Penguins are on an ice flow, one says,"You look like you're wearing a tuxedo." The other says,"What makes you think I'm not?" :zzzzz:

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
................................................................one. :idunno:

(Whew , tough crowd)

I flunked on my Metaphysics Exam...the teacher caught me looking into the soul of the kid next to me. :disgust:

I finally stopped going to my Psychoanyalist after 10 years when he after he said," No Habla Engles." :shock:

Tip your waitresses & Drive careful , folks ,G'Night
 
One More

A guy comes smelling of beer & his wife says, "You've been out drinkin' Beer w/ the Guys? Don't lie to me , I can SMELL it"
Guy sez,"Nope, I was eating frog legs; what you smell are the HOPS."
BUG :bowing: :blaugh: :wavingguy :xpulcy:
 
lightninbug said:
A guy comes smelling of beer & his wife says, "You've been out drinkin' Beer w/ the Guys? Don't lie to me , I can SMELL it"
Guy sez,"Nope, I was eating frog legs; what you smell are the HOPS."
Click to expand...
BOOOOOOOO!!! Yep, that one pretty much wins the award.

:ermm: :ranty:

Cheers.
 
What did Mick Jagger say when he saw Hugh Grant humping Dennis Weaver?

"Hey, Hugh, get off of McCloud!"
 
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