Recently, The Boss won a Golden Globe for his contribution to the movie "The Wrestler". Bruce's song of the same name has ridiculously simple structure. Here are some of the verses:
"Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and free?
If you've ever seen a one trick pony then you've seen me"
"Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making his way down the street?
If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen me"
"Have you ever seen a scarecrow filled with nothing but dust and wheat?
If you've ever seen that scarecrow then you've seen me"
Now you can help Bruce write a sequel to "The Wrestler" MadLibs style! Here's how!
Write:
Have you ever seen (then describe something that rhymes with "me" at the end)?
If you've ever seen (then restate the previous description in shortened form*) then you've seen me...
*no rhyming necessary
These don't have to be hopeless and/or rustic like Bruce's original -- he's done that already! Make it bizarre, funny, twisted... Make a person wonder what the heck you even mean after you say the words "...then you've seen me".
Here. I'll start:
Have you ever seen a cat play an accordian when he hasn't got no feet?
If you've ever seen that cat play an accordian, then you've seen me...
Next?
"Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and free?
If you've ever seen a one trick pony then you've seen me"
"Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making his way down the street?
If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen me"
"Have you ever seen a scarecrow filled with nothing but dust and wheat?
If you've ever seen that scarecrow then you've seen me"
Now you can help Bruce write a sequel to "The Wrestler" MadLibs style! Here's how!
Write:
Have you ever seen (then describe something that rhymes with "me" at the end)?
If you've ever seen (then restate the previous description in shortened form*) then you've seen me...
*no rhyming necessary
These don't have to be hopeless and/or rustic like Bruce's original -- he's done that already! Make it bizarre, funny, twisted... Make a person wonder what the heck you even mean after you say the words "...then you've seen me".
Here. I'll start:
Have you ever seen a cat play an accordian when he hasn't got no feet?
If you've ever seen that cat play an accordian, then you've seen me...
Next?
