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Yo Ho Yo Ho! Talk like A Pirate Day!

TheChameleon

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SEPTEMBER 19th! Ahoy me mateys! Start ye' talkin' like ye pirate, me hearties!
Signed,
First Mate: Blood Bath & Beyond

"The sun came up o're the Spanish Seas, our homeland far behind us, Hunted by the king's navy, and sure he'll never find us, pull away me lads of the Guilded Rose, and hoist the Jolly Roger, we pulled her into the Leeward wind, and made for the Caribbean, for thot's of what it might have been destroys a human beein', but thot's about the Spaniards Gold, and learnin' to desire it, could make a man so rash n' bold, he'll soon becom' a pirate."

I be swingin' a sack o' doorknobs an' got me cutlass between me teeth, a gut full o' rum, an' lookin' for some scurvy buccaneers to sail with me!
 
Y'arh. That's what we be needing.

Swordplay, wrenches and all the ale to float upon to Davy Jone's locker.

*now if I could only legally do so...
 
Avast! It be amazin' how I can forget such an important day. Yarr! I swear, ye blaggards, this be a day filled with rum and plunder. Now talk like a pirate, or ye be findin' yourself walkin' the plank!

ARRR!!
 
Arr, may the sea be blessin' ye fer remindin' me! It be a day deservin' of recognition, and the duty of all Buccaneers to be tellin' the landlubbers!
 
Talk Like A Pirate Day, says ye? Anyday be a good day for that, says I!
 
*swigs out of his tankard*
Jevil the Caribbean Devil Sez: "HARRRR!!! KILL THA' MEN, TICKLE THA' WOMEN!!!!!"
 
Arrrr! Me finds this activity to be utterly frivolous.

*departs to chase the nearest ticklish wench*
 
Well shiver me timbers and swab me poop-deck...


I'll be a pirate wench...yarrr...
 
Arrhh, sorry says I, fer missin yer most fine pirate day. Twould have bin more fun than two barrels of ale, me says! Well, methinks maybe one barrel, nay two.

So slap me in ships stocks, bastinado me fine soles, and send me over the plank an' teach me well. Sure I'll be not to miss another!
 
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