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Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, she spits butter. :blaugh:
 
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house? She sitsAROUND the house!
 
Yo mamma's so dumb she asked for a price check at Dollar Tree.
 
Yo mama so big, when I took her picture, she filled up the whole lens of the camera! :jester:
 
Yo mamma is so old, her social security number is 4.
 
Yo mama so poor, she put the Happy Meal on lay-away! :evilha:
 
Yo mama so ugly, yo daddy have to hang a mudflap over her ass to keep the dogs from butt-f***ing her on the way to the store!
 
Yo mama so stupid, I told her it was chilli outside and she went out the door holding a bowl and a spoon
 
Yo Mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September people say "I can't believe it's Halloween already." 😛
 
Yo mama is so ghetto, that when she bleeds, black cherry Kool-Aid comes out 😀
 
Yo mama so fat, I jumped on top of her once and burned my ass on a lightbulb 😀
 
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