Yo Mama!

[FeatheryOctopi]

Yo mama got no fingers talkin bout pressin charges.
Yo mama got a big head talkin bout a backflip.
Yo mama so ticklish she can't walk barefoot in the grass.
Yo mama so hairy I tried to tickle her armpits and my fingers got tied up.

What is it bitches, you got better yo mama jokes, post em here!

 

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Your mama is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back!

 

[Gothika]

hay stop talking bout my mama😛

 

[bellytickling]

Yo mamas so old she took Jesus's order at the last supper
Yo mamas' so fat her blood type is marshmellow.

 

[tickmankyle1]

your mamma so big every time she runs into the class room in a red dress all the kids yell kool-aid
your mamma so creepy every time she looks in the mirror she gets scared.
your mamma is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
lmao later huggggssss and happy tickles ugly kid joe

 

[Ekdall98]

your mamma is so ugly she made an onion cry
your mamma is so ugly that she has to trick-or-treat over the phone

 

[starburstz91]

lol these are funniee xD

 

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Your mama is so ugly, they renamed Halloween, Your-Mama-Ween!

 

[wishfoot88]

got some from robot chicken star wars
ya mamma so stupid she went to bangkok to get a tae fighter.
ya mamma so fat that ben kenobi said thats no moon thats yo mamma.
ya mamma so fat that when jabba the hut saw her he went DAMN

and some of my own
ya mamma so fat that when she went to school she sat next to everybody
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

in fact i've got so many that i'll post them myself, no offense.