you almighty!

[Budweiserbob!]

Ok, heres an interesting thought!

If you were God of THIS PLANET, what would be the first thing you do?

I would personally ELIMINATE ALL MIMES!!! and don't tell me they don't deserve it because they make my life a LIVING HELL!

I would make them spontaniously COMBUST 😛

any way what would you do?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Personally, I'd wipe the human race off the face of the planet. But I am the extreme of misanthropy.

 

[Kalamos]

Make room for beetles, humans.

 

[nessonite1]

I'd install functional brains into the empty skulls of my inlaws.

 

[Camel26]

I'd make everyone have equal rights...so I can marry my baby and not have to move to another state or country...I'd also give myself a better paying job...😛

In terms of who I'd wipe out--all of the extreme-ultra conservative folk who call themselves "Christians" yet treat everyone who isn't just like them as if they were vermin...kinda goes against what I thought being a Christian meant...so yeah--they'd all have to go...no offense to those folks on here who are REAL Christians and love their neighbors/love the sinner hate the sin, etc...

 

[piano_er1]

I'd install functional brains into the empty skulls of my inlaws.

LOL 😀


Well, If I were God, I would destroy every single pair of female footwear in existence, forcing females to be barefoot all the time! Muahahaha! Oh don't worry, I'd also put some kind of enchanted blessing power on their feet so that they never get hard or dry or dirty; they would stay baby soft and clean forever!

Then I'd up the ticklishness level of every female in the world by 50%, so every female is GUARANTEED to be somewhat ticklish. Non-ticklish women are so frustrating! 😛


Wow..so many of you want to wipe each other out...where is the love, people? Haha, although, I do agree with Camel26; I can't stand those sort of people either, Grrrr..... fcuking hypocrites, kill them all!

 

[naveltkltr1350]

I'd install functional brains into the empty skulls of my inlaws.

lmao!

as my friend puts it.. When God created stupid people, He placed em all right here with us, Jeff..lmao! man, i deal with a lot of idiots..mainly boozers, looking to start problems..i just boot em right out the damn door. They dont wanna lock horns with me. 😀

 

[Cbarton]

...no offense to those folks on here who are REAL Christians and love their neighbors/love the sinner hate the sin, etc...

None taken....

 

[MistressValerie1]

I would eliminate the two banes of mankind: disease, and authoritarian governments 🙂

 

[ticklishcutie39]

women ever having to wear those uncomfortable bras 🙂 Just go Au Natural without the bra but stilll wear the shirt 🙂..

 

[coloman]

I would eliminate disease and hunger if I were God. I would also bring the people of the world together in peace because there is enough violence, hate and killing in the world already and we need to eliminate those things if we really want to live as God meant us to live.

 

[RottingLies]

I would eliminate disease and hunger if I were God. I would also bring the people of the world together in peace because there is enough violence, hate and killing in the world already and we need to eliminate those things if we really want to live as God meant us to live.

Well said and great thinking. But that will never happen! but i will save you the christian talk and christian ramble.

 

[naveltkltr1350]

Well said and great thinking. But that will never happen! but i will save you the christian talk and christian ramble.

I was about to give him the flowers and the crown and start singing..here he is, mrs america! lmao!! just kidding!

 

[RottingLies]

I was about to give him the flowers and the crown and start singing..here he is, mrs america! lmao!! just kidding!

Mrs america? well i never....... *turns and exists while squeezing my man boobies*

 

[BigNorm]

i would right the wrongs of the entertainment industry. i'd take britney spears, paris hilton, and anna nicole smith, and burn them on the stake like the witches of old times for corrupting our youth, and grossing us out.

i would make strict rules for tv, and absolutely no commercials. kids shows would be on kids channels, and adult stuff would be on adult channels. and i'd make adult swim be on a little earlier, since it's hard to keep myself awake to see witch hunter robin.

criminals would get PUNISHED! no more visits to the nice jail. you murder someone, and i'd let you loose, and amercica would have a nation wide man hunt, the first man who killed the murderer would get a cash prize. if you stole something, the victim can steal from you. and for the sick ones, i.e. child abuseers, child killers, serial killers and so on, let's just say, hell hath no fury as what i'd do to them......


so who wants to hire me for god? lol, j/k.