LOL!!! 😀
I've got a few varieties without pics:
You know it's gonna be a rotten day when...
...you wake up face down on the pavement.
or
... when you wake up and find out that your water bed is broken, and then you realize that you haven't got a water bed.
or
... when you wake up with a leather allergy: Everytime you wake up with your shoes still on, you've got a terrible headache.
There were a dozen other "symptoms" for a bad day, but I forgot them (probably because of my own leather allergy). Can somebody help me remember?