You Know You're From or in the South When

[paracarl44]

When you find catfish listed on a restaurant menu.

 

[herts tickler]

the predominent swear is faaackin 'ell

 

[darkscar]

When you get a speeding ticket for driving your swamp boat to fast

 

[luvs2btickled22]

I live in the South and all of the above comments are true except for frying pizza..

 

[paracarl44]

When corn bread is served with your meal.

 

[Lord Doctor]

You know you're in the south when someone guesses your home town correctly and then goes on and on and on and on about mintcake, never once shutting up.

 

[kered]

You know you're from or in the South when you get all dressed up to shop at WalMart.

 

[Brock Samson]

...when seeing someone riding horseback on the grassy median is a common occurrence.

...when sweet tea is actually sweeter than your dessert.

...when you can drive for more than 4 hours straight without seeing a building other than a gas station. (By the way, driving through open country kicks ass!)

...when your summer weather is only equivalent to our winter/spring transition weather.

...when dirt roads are actually on the damn map!

 

[paracarl44]

When you drive for miles and see nothing but pine trees.

 

[Brock Samson]

...when 'yonder' is a commonly used word.

...when you get mud in your tires.

...when mudding is a common pastime.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

You know you're from or in the South when you get all dressed up to shop at WalMart.

Oh man how did you know?! I'm guilty as charged.

You have to make sure you specifically say hot tea or you'll get iced sweet tea.

 

[paracarl44]

A Saturday night outing is shopping at Wal Mart.

 

[Brock Samson]

...when you see a tree branch used as a spare tire for a trailer.

 

[paracarl44]

When you see "All of The Good Old Boys" hanging out at the garage and service station.

 

[TragicPoet]

"Could yea get a coke" Can mean anything from Pepsi, Mnt Dew, Dr. Pepper etc...

You know what a Nab is

When you live near a pig farm an have out of town quests vist and ask "Oh god that smells bad" and you say "I dont smell anything..

You can pass 4 diffrent baptist church's in one mile

I can go on an on =P

 

[Gothika]

you eat road kill

 

[milagros317]

... breakfast can not be served without grits. 😱

 

[General Zod]

usually the last words a man utters is hey ya'll watch this, 😛

 

[milagros317]

... people don't mean the American League Baseball team when they say "Yankees". 😛

 

[paracarl44]

When you hear headache powder being advertised.