You'll Get Your Chance in Court

[goddess_nemesis]

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny. 😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

All he had to do was make as much noise as possible and act like he wanted to have sex, and she'd have lain there pretending to be asleep. 😀