I would want to be the fattest, most spoiled house cat ever.
My human would be the most loving and caring girl, with the prettiest feet; and I would curl up at her ankles, and wrap myself around her feet and sleep all day while she sits at the computer, watches tv, reads.
She would come home every day after work, and feed me calamari and cream just before she goes out for her daily jog. Then when she returns, after her hot shower, I will be waiting on her bed, right beside her clothes and watch her dress. She would then feed me cottege cheeze and then go off to logon her favorite MMORPG and chat with her friends.
After I eat my fill, I would know where to find her, and up I hop onto her lap for my belly rub and a cat-nap. She tends to get figity after a while, so down I go to her feet, where I use her as my headrest...and if she dares kick me while I sleep, she gets nipped on the toes. rrrowwrrr =3