A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
>orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner
>table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the
>biggest,meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's
>house
>today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine
>looking woman!"
>
>The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
>confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a
>hat.
>
>The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with
>your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
>
>The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
>still says nothing.
>
>The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell
>you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
>
>At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
>shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says...................
>
>
>"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."
>orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner
>table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the
>biggest,meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's
>house
>today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine
>looking woman!"
>
>The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
>confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a
>hat.
>
>The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with
>your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
>
>The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
>still says nothing.
>
>The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell
>you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
>
>At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
>shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says...................
>
>
>"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."
