mysterytic
TMF Expert
- Joined
- Oct 26, 2001
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OK the people have spoken. The old government is out and you are dictator. What tickle policies will you enforce? 
How about these:
1: All female members of the armed forces must undergoes "Tickle Training" at least 12 times a year, at random, without notice. Tickling will be performed by volunteers from the Tickling Media Forum and the volunteers will be given all rights and previledges as though they were serving in the National Guard.
2: Any female member of the population, upon the age of 18, can request of any male member, to give her feet special attention, like pampering. In cold climates on a bus, train, or waiting in a public waiting room, they can request that male members keep their feet warm by snuggling inside the male member's overcoat, with or without shoes, that is negotiated. Massaging or tickling can also be negotiated. Any male member who refuses five times in a row must undergo a Tickle Education sponsored by the Federal Tickle Administration.
3: Any male member of the population, upon the age of 18, can request a tickle session of any female member (and vice versa). Federally sponsored "Tickle Rooms" will be set up at all locations that have post offices. Once a member participates in a tickle session, he/she will be issued a 30 day pass, which may be shown to future requests, relieving the holder of futher participation. Upon expiration of the pass, the member automatically reenters the tickle population.
4: Funding for the Federal Tickle Administration, staffed by members of the Tickling Media Forum and the tickling community. The administration will encourage tickling as a form of culture. The administration will also research tickling as a form of torture, sexual turn-on, and just for the fun of it.
5: All female members from ages 3 to 70 must never walk barefoot in public. All the resources of the nation will go to see that these feet stay soft and sensitive to the tickle touch. Advertising campaigns will be made to encourage females to walk in slippers after showering, before bedtime, and time spent around the home. We can not have insensitive feet!
What is your executive order?
How about these:
1: All female members of the armed forces must undergoes "Tickle Training" at least 12 times a year, at random, without notice. Tickling will be performed by volunteers from the Tickling Media Forum and the volunteers will be given all rights and previledges as though they were serving in the National Guard.
2: Any female member of the population, upon the age of 18, can request of any male member, to give her feet special attention, like pampering. In cold climates on a bus, train, or waiting in a public waiting room, they can request that male members keep their feet warm by snuggling inside the male member's overcoat, with or without shoes, that is negotiated. Massaging or tickling can also be negotiated. Any male member who refuses five times in a row must undergo a Tickle Education sponsored by the Federal Tickle Administration.
3: Any male member of the population, upon the age of 18, can request a tickle session of any female member (and vice versa). Federally sponsored "Tickle Rooms" will be set up at all locations that have post offices. Once a member participates in a tickle session, he/she will be issued a 30 day pass, which may be shown to future requests, relieving the holder of futher participation. Upon expiration of the pass, the member automatically reenters the tickle population.
4: Funding for the Federal Tickle Administration, staffed by members of the Tickling Media Forum and the tickling community. The administration will encourage tickling as a form of culture. The administration will also research tickling as a form of torture, sexual turn-on, and just for the fun of it.
5: All female members from ages 3 to 70 must never walk barefoot in public. All the resources of the nation will go to see that these feet stay soft and sensitive to the tickle touch. Advertising campaigns will be made to encourage females to walk in slippers after showering, before bedtime, and time spent around the home. We can not have insensitive feet!
What is your executive order?
