Dave2112
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Seriously, pholks.
Ever have one of those days where you come home, light one up and decide to just go "check your mail" before doing anything? :sifone: Well, I decided to just kill a few minutes checking out an old song on YouTube while the weed kicked in...
...THAT WAS FOUR FUCKING HOURS AGO!!!
:52:
Ok, I find the tune I'm looking for, then start thinking "Hmmm...I wonder if that other one they did is on here somewhere?" So, you know how it goes...
...all these tunes you haven't heard in a while start popping into your head and you wanna check them out. Yeah...you think they gotcha. You're gonna go through every tune you can think of by that artist and they can suck an hour of your life. :seeya: That's it, right?
But oh no...not yet, my friends...where YouTube REALLY shoves its tentacle up your ass is that damn sidebar with "RELATED" videos!!! 😱
I wound up net-jumping from some old REO and a Stu Hamm bass solo and somehow wound up on a Colbert report interview...and somewhere in between I passed through 70's prog-rock, '80's metal, something about bears and salmon or some shit, took a stop at Men Without Hats and Flock of Seagulls (don't ask, I swear to God I'm as confused as you are) and I vaguely remember something about How to Make a Roofie Colada.
I WANT MY FOUR HOURS BACK!!!! 🤐
I know your secret, YouTube...I'm on to your game now. Do what you gotta do, bitch... :33: 'cuz I'm warning EVERYONE about this evil plot.
:3:
Before it infects the others....
Ever have one of those days where you come home, light one up and decide to just go "check your mail" before doing anything? :sifone: Well, I decided to just kill a few minutes checking out an old song on YouTube while the weed kicked in...
...THAT WAS FOUR FUCKING HOURS AGO!!!
:52:
Ok, I find the tune I'm looking for, then start thinking "Hmmm...I wonder if that other one they did is on here somewhere?" So, you know how it goes...
...all these tunes you haven't heard in a while start popping into your head and you wanna check them out. Yeah...you think they gotcha. You're gonna go through every tune you can think of by that artist and they can suck an hour of your life. :seeya: That's it, right?
But oh no...not yet, my friends...where YouTube REALLY shoves its tentacle up your ass is that damn sidebar with "RELATED" videos!!! 😱
I wound up net-jumping from some old REO and a Stu Hamm bass solo and somehow wound up on a Colbert report interview...and somewhere in between I passed through 70's prog-rock, '80's metal, something about bears and salmon or some shit, took a stop at Men Without Hats and Flock of Seagulls (don't ask, I swear to God I'm as confused as you are) and I vaguely remember something about How to Make a Roofie Colada.
I WANT MY FOUR HOURS BACK!!!! 🤐
I know your secret, YouTube...I'm on to your game now. Do what you gotta do, bitch... :33: 'cuz I'm warning EVERYONE about this evil plot.
:3:
Before it infects the others....
