I remember watching these, but some of them have parts that are still funny.
"I don't understand a word you just said! Try speaking American! Its the only language I understand! IN AMERICA!"- Bandit Keith
"These dark glasses are making it really difficult for me to see in the dark, but I refuse to take them off because I'm an American, and Americans ALWAYS wear dark sunglasses......IN AMERICA!"- Bandit Keith
"This reminds me of my favorite movie, Pearl Harbor! Those japanese bastards got what was coming to them.....IN AMERICA!"- Bandit Keith
"Attention duelists, my hair is being assaulted!"- guard
"Yugi touched me, that means we're engaged!"
"Lets all walk blindly into that cave over there."
"I sure wish Yugi were here! How am I supposed to prove my independence without his help?"
"Whose smexy now, bitch?!"