Zen for Those Who Take Life Too Seriously: #1-10

[bellystrokes]

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

 

[Illtcklu]

Socrates couldn't have said it better!

 

[isabeau]

Socrates couldn't have said it better!

he probably did...

 

[Illtcklu]

he probably did...

I stand corrected. Aphrodite couldn't have said it better!

 

[isabeau]

I stand corrected. Aphrodite couldn't have said it better!

He said it also.... you can't win hehe...

 

[Bugman]

LOL,those are great.

 

[Illtcklu]

He said it also.... you can't win hehe...

Uh .................... what? Aphrodite is a she. You're referring to hemaphrodite both god and goddess!

Hmmmm? Still trying to unlock Aphrodite's mysteries.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Especially at #6. 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

Uh .................... what? Aphrodite is a she. You're referring to hemaphrodite both god and goddess!

Hmmmm? Still trying to unlock Aphrodite's mysteries.

Well I will let you wing it. But here are the three clues Fire, ocean, night.

 

[Illtcklu]

Well I will let you wing it. But here are the three clues Fire, ocean, night.

IF ONLY I KNEW HOW TO THROW THE MONEY...........

thank god there wasn't 156

 

[bellystrokes]

Thank the gods (or goddesses) that there are not 156 of you!
The adoption fees alone.......................

 

[isabeau]

Thank the gods (or goddesses) that there are not 156 of you!
The adoption fees alone.......................

ahh my goddess i so agree.......