Blog entries by Cokecan

WARNING: ANTI-BDSM COMMUNITY RANT AHEAD! I know there are a LOT of people on here who consider themselves part of the greater "BDSM Community" so if you count yourself among those and are easily offended then read no further, because this is only going to piss you off. You have been warned...

Seasonal allergies make me want to lay here and pray for the sweet, sweet release of death. That is all.

Imagine Indiana Jones, Jackie Chan, and Conan the Barbarian teamed up to fight evil. They would surely leave no ass un-kicked. Now imagine if they let Ricky Martin join the party and started giving him an equal cut of the loot and XP. You'd have no respect for them. They might as well put on...

When did we forget our dreams? The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and yet I am sitting here refreshing my inbox. We live in trapped loops; reliving a few days over and over, and we...

Hello TMFers. How are you? Fantastic. Look at your post. Now back to mine. Now back at your post, now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate posts it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling...

Gratuitous near-nudity!! I'm bored, can you tell?

...Especially my friends. You know who you are. Just Breathe Yes, I understand that every life must end, aw-huh, As we sit alone, I know someday we must go, aw-huh, Oh I'm a lucky man, to count on both hands the ones I love, Some folks just have one, yeah, others, they've got...

You were supposed to have been immortal...

I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations...

A blog? A friends list? Customizing your profile? WTF is this, Facebook? MySpace? Oh dear god I just had the flashback of a thousand poorly thought out Myspace profile layouts before my eyes... the humanity... In my day, we had to walk barefoot uphill in the snow both ways to log...