I can't believe I actually sat there and read through all 50million-gazillion-bazillion threads about Shemp Day. Fuuuuck.
This is basically what it's like:
Anti-Shemp Person - Omg! Cliques! Shemp! Chaos! I feel so left out, and I have like 30 posts. Wahhh.
Pro-Shemp Person - Omg! Get over...