Gazing up at the stars I can't help but think what other people have peered at the same sky and what thoughts pop into their heads.
Recently having problems falling asleep at night, so my doctor suggested I write stuff down so that I could clear my head to sleep.
A few things come to mind on the morning of 11/07/10 12:00P:
1. How the heck does wolverine become a zombie?
He has mutant healing powers. His body would create antibodies that would destroy any infection like when Apocalypse tried to engineer a plague in order to kill hank mccoy (beast) in an effort to destabilize human/mutant relations.
2. Musician are really awesome.
I can't help but admire the skill it takes to play seemingly simple pieces. Yet in order for those pieces to sound even half way decent it must take years to perfect one's skill at a level needed to be deemed mastery.
3. Baron Sardonicus.
There was an awesome movie directed by one of my favorite directors, William Castle, by the name of Mr. Sardonicus.
For those of you who enjoy cool stories and face deformities I would recommend it.
BTW if you were not aware risus sardonicus is the medical term for lockjaw which gives the false appearance of a grin.
*spoiler alert*
don't read the next couple of lines if you want to watch Mr. Sardonicus without knowing exactly what it is about. Skip to 4 if there is a 4.
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A guy's father wins the lottery and dies in his sleep with a grin on his face. Once the guy and his partner figure out that the father has a winning ticked the guy is persuaded to exhume the crypt of his late father.
The guy succeeds in obtaining the ticket but the cost was his face as it was frozen in a horrific grin as a psychological result of seeing his dead father grinning at him. When he returns to his partner's place of living, she turns on the light revealing his ghastly visage. She commits suicide and he lives a rich and miserable life.
He gets another partner and a mask to cover his face. He becomes obsessed with finding a cure to his condition to the point where he even uses leeches on local village girls in order to find the remedy. He also threatens those closest too him with harm.
A famous doctor is invited to the guy's house and is forced to help him resolve the problem with his face once and for all. The doctor tricks the guy and cures him at the same time. The guy's face returns to normal, but he is unable to move his jaw. As a final act of contrition he dies of starvation.
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Imagine if you will the possibility of an alternative reality where instead of fixing his own image to change the image of the world to match the twisted grin on his face.
It would be resemblance to a person like say The Joker, except that Baron Sardonicus existed before The Joker did so it is more as a popular cultural reference instead of a politically correct one.
Needless to say, Sardonicus was not a nice guy. Use your imagination now and imagine the possibilities of absolute power involved in the mindset of a character of this magnitude.
4. Euphemisms for sex.
Sex is just sex. It actually kinda scares me a little that people try to mask what it really is.
Is it so wrong just to say, a penis is inserted into a vagina? Or even dropping the word 'fuck' into the conversation?
Instead we say things like "sleep with", "boinked", "hit", "spent the night"...
This makes me a little irritated because when someone asks "did you sleep with so and so?" they're really asking if you had sex with them.
Two adults are not allowed to sleep in the same bed with no sexual interaction?
This has serious implications on social events.
Say I were to ask a person of the opposite gender as myself to dinner.
If I was trying to offer to pay, in western society that is seen as an aggressive action like an advancement.
In some Eastern societies it's more of a matter of saving face. So I'll get this one, you can get the next one. Instead we have things like A/S/L.
5. feet rhymes with feet
Exactly as it says.
6. Undead racism.
Undead have been portrayed as mindless carnivores. Especially zombies. Is this not just a bit racist?
Technically, undead is a classification given to something this is different than the living. The origins of existence of things like 'zombies' are more based on folklore of voodoo.
Ignoring classification, what is it that zombies represent? They are dead descendants that have returned back to life and lost the ability to use their brain at a normal level reminiscent to someone hopped up on <goofballs>.
If my loved one's came back, I would assess the situation before taking a ten gauge shot gun and blast them in the head.
If they go for my sour brain, then I'll just run and outlast them. Should I get bitten in my pursuit of vitality, I guess that mean I'll join the horde.
If a zombie is a person with retarded brain functions instead of a primal hunter, then it would be annoying if living people interfere with their lives simply because they were different.
EXAMPLE:
a DEVOUT PRIEST enters a room full of zombies trying to eat a diet of raw ground beef.
Priest: Begone foul creatures. The lord has commanded that I banish your presence from the face of his planet.
FATHER ZOMBIE gives the priest a middle finger and tosses him outside of the door.
Father Zombie: fuhh suhh duhh...
(translation): and stay out.
Child Zombie: muhh...
(translation): more meat please
7. There is no 7
You've reached the end of this blog. I wish you pleasant nightmares. A happy birthday to those of you that have a birthday today, and a very merry unbirthday to everyone else.
Recently having problems falling asleep at night, so my doctor suggested I write stuff down so that I could clear my head to sleep.
A few things come to mind on the morning of 11/07/10 12:00P:
1. How the heck does wolverine become a zombie?
He has mutant healing powers. His body would create antibodies that would destroy any infection like when Apocalypse tried to engineer a plague in order to kill hank mccoy (beast) in an effort to destabilize human/mutant relations.
2. Musician are really awesome.
I can't help but admire the skill it takes to play seemingly simple pieces. Yet in order for those pieces to sound even half way decent it must take years to perfect one's skill at a level needed to be deemed mastery.
3. Baron Sardonicus.
There was an awesome movie directed by one of my favorite directors, William Castle, by the name of Mr. Sardonicus.
For those of you who enjoy cool stories and face deformities I would recommend it.
BTW if you were not aware risus sardonicus is the medical term for lockjaw which gives the false appearance of a grin.
*spoiler alert*
don't read the next couple of lines if you want to watch Mr. Sardonicus without knowing exactly what it is about. Skip to 4 if there is a 4.
***********************************
A guy's father wins the lottery and dies in his sleep with a grin on his face. Once the guy and his partner figure out that the father has a winning ticked the guy is persuaded to exhume the crypt of his late father.
The guy succeeds in obtaining the ticket but the cost was his face as it was frozen in a horrific grin as a psychological result of seeing his dead father grinning at him. When he returns to his partner's place of living, she turns on the light revealing his ghastly visage. She commits suicide and he lives a rich and miserable life.
He gets another partner and a mask to cover his face. He becomes obsessed with finding a cure to his condition to the point where he even uses leeches on local village girls in order to find the remedy. He also threatens those closest too him with harm.
A famous doctor is invited to the guy's house and is forced to help him resolve the problem with his face once and for all. The doctor tricks the guy and cures him at the same time. The guy's face returns to normal, but he is unable to move his jaw. As a final act of contrition he dies of starvation.
***********************************
Imagine if you will the possibility of an alternative reality where instead of fixing his own image to change the image of the world to match the twisted grin on his face.
It would be resemblance to a person like say The Joker, except that Baron Sardonicus existed before The Joker did so it is more as a popular cultural reference instead of a politically correct one.
Needless to say, Sardonicus was not a nice guy. Use your imagination now and imagine the possibilities of absolute power involved in the mindset of a character of this magnitude.
4. Euphemisms for sex.
Sex is just sex. It actually kinda scares me a little that people try to mask what it really is.
Is it so wrong just to say, a penis is inserted into a vagina? Or even dropping the word 'fuck' into the conversation?
Instead we say things like "sleep with", "boinked", "hit", "spent the night"...
This makes me a little irritated because when someone asks "did you sleep with so and so?" they're really asking if you had sex with them.
Two adults are not allowed to sleep in the same bed with no sexual interaction?
This has serious implications on social events.
Say I were to ask a person of the opposite gender as myself to dinner.
If I was trying to offer to pay, in western society that is seen as an aggressive action like an advancement.
In some Eastern societies it's more of a matter of saving face. So I'll get this one, you can get the next one. Instead we have things like A/S/L.
5. feet rhymes with feet
Exactly as it says.
6. Undead racism.
Undead have been portrayed as mindless carnivores. Especially zombies. Is this not just a bit racist?
Technically, undead is a classification given to something this is different than the living. The origins of existence of things like 'zombies' are more based on folklore of voodoo.
Ignoring classification, what is it that zombies represent? They are dead descendants that have returned back to life and lost the ability to use their brain at a normal level reminiscent to someone hopped up on <goofballs>.
If my loved one's came back, I would assess the situation before taking a ten gauge shot gun and blast them in the head.
If they go for my sour brain, then I'll just run and outlast them. Should I get bitten in my pursuit of vitality, I guess that mean I'll join the horde.
If a zombie is a person with retarded brain functions instead of a primal hunter, then it would be annoying if living people interfere with their lives simply because they were different.
EXAMPLE:
a DEVOUT PRIEST enters a room full of zombies trying to eat a diet of raw ground beef.
Priest: Begone foul creatures. The lord has commanded that I banish your presence from the face of his planet.
FATHER ZOMBIE gives the priest a middle finger and tosses him outside of the door.
Father Zombie: fuhh suhh duhh...
(translation): and stay out.
Child Zombie: muhh...
(translation): more meat please
7. There is no 7
You've reached the end of this blog. I wish you pleasant nightmares. A happy birthday to those of you that have a birthday today, and a very merry unbirthday to everyone else.
