THREE NAMES I GO BY
- Mairead
- Marjong
- My-red (Hate this one)
THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE
- Sandwich Artist
- Babysitter
- 7-Eleven
THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED
- Chicago
- Suburbs of Chicago
- Chicago
THREE TV SHOWS THAT I WATCH
- Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel
- America's Next Top Model
- Intervention
THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN
- New York
- Missouri
- Michigan
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
- Arby's
- Iraq
- Jail
THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS (BAD)
- Flaming Hot Cheetos
- Strawberry Ice Cream
- Is steak bad?
THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS (HEALTHY)
- Sushi
- Bananas
- Carrots
THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
- Sleeping
- Day off
- Father's Day
THREE PETS THAT YOU HAVE OWNED
- Rocky (dog)
- Ren and Stimpy (hermit crabs)
- Riley (dog)
THREE PETS YOU CURRENTLY OWN
- No pets in the apartment
THREE FRIENDS WHO WILL REPLY
- I have no clue
THREE FAVORITE BANDS/ ARTISTS
- Sam Cooke
- Bob Dylan
- Chet Baker
THREE FAVORITE DRINKS
- PBR
- Pomegranate-Pear Juice
- Long Island Iced Tea
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
- Past due college tuition. 108 bucks a month is a big chunk of my income.
2. Do you miss being a child?
- Honestly, I only miss it because I can't really remember much.
3. Chore you hate the most?
- Dishes
4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
- My boyfriend made me dinner for my birthday and he had a cake and sung me happy birthday. I couldn't stop laughing, but it was romantic.
5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
- If I could change other peoples' behaviors or the outcome of certain choices, then I'd probably say I'd have my mom pay for me to go to school, but I wouldn't change anything I did personally. Mistakes and all, it's made me a pretty good person.
6. Name of your first grade teacher?
- Mrs. Paznik? I don't fucking remember.
7. What do you really want to be doing right now?
- Exactly what I'm doing. Laying in bed, using minimal brain cells.
8. What did you want to be when you grew up?
- A bug doctor. I would dig through the backyard overturning rocks to see what I'd find crawling around. I can't really stand bugs now, but for some reason I was fascinated by them.
9. How many colleges did you attend?
- Just one. University of Illinois at Chicago.
10. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
- It was the first one I saw that was comfortable. I'm in bed so who cares what I'm wearing..
11. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
- I don't even pay attention to that. I don't even know how to drive, let alone put gas in a car.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
- The alarm didn't go off. I've been up since 11:45am yesterday.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
- I didn't go to sleep last night. Tried. And failed.
14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
- Jimmy Kimmel
15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
- I crashed my mom's brand new Ford Town and Country minivan. It was like two weeks old and I had been carrying groceries in from the garage. When I was done, I got the keys to lock the doors / set the alarm and I saw my sisters walk into the backyard. They saw me with my mom's car keys and said, "Are you going to drive mom's car?" I replied, "Yeah, jump in." So we all got in and I got in the driver's seat and first I figured I'd just take it around the block, but I was too scared. So I just took it out of the garage a little and then put it back in. Unfortunately, while reversing back into the garage, I ran over my mom's bicycle, crushing the wheel. I put it back in drive and went forward and crashed into a wooden light pole. I reversed again and one side was too close to the side of the garage door opening and made a huge scratch on the side of the van. Finally, I turned it off, got out, to see the damage. One broken bike, One giant scratch, and One huuuuuuuge fucking dent in the hood. I was scared shitless, swore my sisters to secrecy and spent the rest of the day hiding under the covers, sure my mom was going to beat me within an inch of my life.
Turns out, her nutty ass didn't even notice for another week. When she did, she asked my older sister who is so fucking stupid, she replied, "If I did it, I don't remember."
My mom doesn't know it was me still to this day.
16. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
- Eventually, I probably would out of sheer boredom.
17. Get up early or sleep in?
- Sometimes I like getting up early when the sun is coming up and it's quiet and all the assholes in the world are still sleeping. But at the same time, I love sleep.
18. What is your favorite cartoon character?
- Daria
19. Favorite thing to do at night?
- Smoke weed, watch tv, go online, play my PSP.
20. When did you first start feeling old?
- There are times when I feel really old emotionally. Physically, I still feel invincible. But I remember being really young and feeling like I had to be an adult. It kind of sucks. I'm only recently starting to enjoy my youth in a way I feel I should and sometimes I'm guilty about it. It's weird. And I know it'll be grown up time in a few years, which is sad.
21. Favorite lunch meat?
- Mortadella.
22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
- I think I've been in a walmart like only two times in my life.
23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
- Yes. I think the ceremony is a great idea, but I see no reason for anything further.
24. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
- All my favorite movies are great.
1. Annie Hall
2. Taxi Driver
3. Amelie
4. Almost Famous
5. Forrest Gump
25. What’s your favorite drink?
- We covered this.
26. Who[m] from high school would you like to run in to?
- My high school was full of the most sheltered people on the planet. If I were to run into them, I would laugh.
27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
- I don't have a car. Nor do I listen to the radio.
28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
- I don't have cable and Desperate Housewives looks completely banal.
29. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
- No one sits across from me. We don't sit. I get along with pretty much everyone, though there is one kid who likes to boss people around even though he holds no authority. I tend to make fun of and play tricks on him.
30. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
- No. But one time when I was working at 7-Eleven, me and my coworker got really bored so I told him to take the fire extinguisher outside, sit on the rolling chair we had, open the fire extinguisher and see if it would propel him forward. It didn't and he got white powder everywhere. We got a stern look from our boss, but we didn't get written up.
31. Last book you finished reading?
- Still trudging through Rise and Fall of the Third Reich and Dante's Inferno.
32. Do you have a teddy bear?
- I still have the teddy bear Venray gave me at my first NEST, named Embryo.
33. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
- In the shower to save time. What I hate is when I'm brushing my teeth and my boyfriend or my sister will come in the bathroom to brush their teeth at the same time. I mean, brushing your teeth is so normal, but if you watch someone else do it, it's kind of funny. So then I'll start laughing with foam coming out of my mouth and I'll get this pinching pain in the side of my jaw, under my neck. Anyone else get that?
35. Do you go to church?
- Fuck no.
36. How old are you?
- 22.
- Mairead
- Marjong
- My-red (Hate this one)
THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE
- Sandwich Artist
- Babysitter
- 7-Eleven
THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED
- Chicago
- Suburbs of Chicago
- Chicago
THREE TV SHOWS THAT I WATCH
- Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel
- America's Next Top Model
- Intervention
THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN
- New York
- Missouri
- Michigan
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
- Arby's
- Iraq
- Jail
THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS (BAD)
- Flaming Hot Cheetos
- Strawberry Ice Cream
- Is steak bad?
THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS (HEALTHY)
- Sushi
- Bananas
- Carrots
THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
- Sleeping
- Day off
- Father's Day
THREE PETS THAT YOU HAVE OWNED
- Rocky (dog)
- Ren and Stimpy (hermit crabs)
- Riley (dog)
THREE PETS YOU CURRENTLY OWN
- No pets in the apartment
THREE FRIENDS WHO WILL REPLY
- I have no clue
THREE FAVORITE BANDS/ ARTISTS
- Sam Cooke
- Bob Dylan
- Chet Baker
THREE FAVORITE DRINKS
- PBR
- Pomegranate-Pear Juice
- Long Island Iced Tea
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
- Past due college tuition. 108 bucks a month is a big chunk of my income.
2. Do you miss being a child?
- Honestly, I only miss it because I can't really remember much.
3. Chore you hate the most?
- Dishes
4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
- My boyfriend made me dinner for my birthday and he had a cake and sung me happy birthday. I couldn't stop laughing, but it was romantic.
5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
- If I could change other peoples' behaviors or the outcome of certain choices, then I'd probably say I'd have my mom pay for me to go to school, but I wouldn't change anything I did personally. Mistakes and all, it's made me a pretty good person.
6. Name of your first grade teacher?
- Mrs. Paznik? I don't fucking remember.
7. What do you really want to be doing right now?
- Exactly what I'm doing. Laying in bed, using minimal brain cells.
8. What did you want to be when you grew up?
- A bug doctor. I would dig through the backyard overturning rocks to see what I'd find crawling around. I can't really stand bugs now, but for some reason I was fascinated by them.
9. How many colleges did you attend?
- Just one. University of Illinois at Chicago.
10. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
- It was the first one I saw that was comfortable. I'm in bed so who cares what I'm wearing..
11. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
- I don't even pay attention to that. I don't even know how to drive, let alone put gas in a car.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
- The alarm didn't go off. I've been up since 11:45am yesterday.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
- I didn't go to sleep last night. Tried. And failed.
14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
- Jimmy Kimmel
15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
- I crashed my mom's brand new Ford Town and Country minivan. It was like two weeks old and I had been carrying groceries in from the garage. When I was done, I got the keys to lock the doors / set the alarm and I saw my sisters walk into the backyard. They saw me with my mom's car keys and said, "Are you going to drive mom's car?" I replied, "Yeah, jump in." So we all got in and I got in the driver's seat and first I figured I'd just take it around the block, but I was too scared. So I just took it out of the garage a little and then put it back in. Unfortunately, while reversing back into the garage, I ran over my mom's bicycle, crushing the wheel. I put it back in drive and went forward and crashed into a wooden light pole. I reversed again and one side was too close to the side of the garage door opening and made a huge scratch on the side of the van. Finally, I turned it off, got out, to see the damage. One broken bike, One giant scratch, and One huuuuuuuge fucking dent in the hood. I was scared shitless, swore my sisters to secrecy and spent the rest of the day hiding under the covers, sure my mom was going to beat me within an inch of my life.
Turns out, her nutty ass didn't even notice for another week. When she did, she asked my older sister who is so fucking stupid, she replied, "If I did it, I don't remember."
My mom doesn't know it was me still to this day.
16. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
- Eventually, I probably would out of sheer boredom.
17. Get up early or sleep in?
- Sometimes I like getting up early when the sun is coming up and it's quiet and all the assholes in the world are still sleeping. But at the same time, I love sleep.
18. What is your favorite cartoon character?
- Daria
19. Favorite thing to do at night?
- Smoke weed, watch tv, go online, play my PSP.
20. When did you first start feeling old?
- There are times when I feel really old emotionally. Physically, I still feel invincible. But I remember being really young and feeling like I had to be an adult. It kind of sucks. I'm only recently starting to enjoy my youth in a way I feel I should and sometimes I'm guilty about it. It's weird. And I know it'll be grown up time in a few years, which is sad.
21. Favorite lunch meat?
- Mortadella.
22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
- I think I've been in a walmart like only two times in my life.
23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
- Yes. I think the ceremony is a great idea, but I see no reason for anything further.
24. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
- All my favorite movies are great.
1. Annie Hall
2. Taxi Driver
3. Amelie
4. Almost Famous
5. Forrest Gump
25. What’s your favorite drink?
- We covered this.
26. Who[m] from high school would you like to run in to?
- My high school was full of the most sheltered people on the planet. If I were to run into them, I would laugh.
27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
- I don't have a car. Nor do I listen to the radio.
28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
- I don't have cable and Desperate Housewives looks completely banal.
29. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
- No one sits across from me. We don't sit. I get along with pretty much everyone, though there is one kid who likes to boss people around even though he holds no authority. I tend to make fun of and play tricks on him.
30. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
- No. But one time when I was working at 7-Eleven, me and my coworker got really bored so I told him to take the fire extinguisher outside, sit on the rolling chair we had, open the fire extinguisher and see if it would propel him forward. It didn't and he got white powder everywhere. We got a stern look from our boss, but we didn't get written up.
31. Last book you finished reading?
- Still trudging through Rise and Fall of the Third Reich and Dante's Inferno.
32. Do you have a teddy bear?
- I still have the teddy bear Venray gave me at my first NEST, named Embryo.
33. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
- In the shower to save time. What I hate is when I'm brushing my teeth and my boyfriend or my sister will come in the bathroom to brush their teeth at the same time. I mean, brushing your teeth is so normal, but if you watch someone else do it, it's kind of funny. So then I'll start laughing with foam coming out of my mouth and I'll get this pinching pain in the side of my jaw, under my neck. Anyone else get that?
35. Do you go to church?
- Fuck no.
36. How old are you?
- 22.
