1. Is there anyone on this board you would ever consider having sex with?
There's people on this board I've already had sex with.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, then pancakes, then yes, then a movie and popcorn, then yes, then burgers and fries. That's a good Saturday 🙂
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Away from the door so the Boogey Man can get to my partner first
4. Do you masturbate?
My Hitachi and shower massage send each other SOS notes...
5. How often? Lately?
Often enough so I don't murder people. Nunya bidness how recently
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yup, part time stripper 10 yrs ago
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both, 50/50
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Indeed
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Some would say I create and sell it. I also read it if it involves spanking and D/s, with the LOTR or QAF or Smallville characters, and I watch the occasional Shadow Lane DVD (shut the eff up Slacka...)
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Alpha. Rawr.
11. Do you love someone this board?
12. Do you know all the people on this board?
Not all but many 🙂
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, I can always make the money
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
If you're reading this and you don't know then chances are you're not someone who's supposed to know 😉
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
They tried to. It didn't work out for them
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hmm...the bed in our honeymoon suite OR the back of my minivan (trust me on that one)
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Haven't had actual sex anyplace weird, unless you count up against a tree on a canoe trip...now ask me where I've been spanked, that's a whole 'nother post...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Eh, only by my children once or twice and nothing traumatizing
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yup, I worked there. And I was taken to a male strip club in Montreal for my 18th b-day
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
EW
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
EW
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, though attempts have been made on the rare times I was in a bar
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Doy
24. What's your sexuality?
Try-sexual. Let's try it, if we like it let's try it again
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, interestingly...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
The shower or the tub
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I work at home so...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Doy
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Again, DOY
30. Do you own any sex toys?
DOY
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Didn't you see #30? Fine, lots and lots and lots and lots of spanking toys plus bondage gear and various gags, blindfolds and miscellaneous yummy torture devices
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Why yes, visit my online store!
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope. And frankly if I can still talk you need to work harder 😉
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Not exactly, it's not my thing, but I've had intense conversations about what would happen next time we were together
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Tried it, boring as all hell
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
It counts as sex, but if I can't get pregnant it's not intercourse
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
From the back, every day all day. OR, missionary but with my legs up over his shoulders so he can spank me and otherwise abuse my posterior
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Making love while he holds my arms overhead and tickles me while we're kissing
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yup, all kinds of fun
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Pretty much everyone on this board 😉
There's people on this board I've already had sex with.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, then pancakes, then yes, then a movie and popcorn, then yes, then burgers and fries. That's a good Saturday 🙂
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Away from the door so the Boogey Man can get to my partner first
4. Do you masturbate?
My Hitachi and shower massage send each other SOS notes...
5. How often? Lately?
Often enough so I don't murder people. Nunya bidness how recently
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yup, part time stripper 10 yrs ago
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both, 50/50
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Indeed
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Some would say I create and sell it. I also read it if it involves spanking and D/s, with the LOTR or QAF or Smallville characters, and I watch the occasional Shadow Lane DVD (shut the eff up Slacka...)
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Alpha. Rawr.
11. Do you love someone this board?
12. Do you know all the people on this board?
Not all but many 🙂
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, I can always make the money
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
If you're reading this and you don't know then chances are you're not someone who's supposed to know 😉
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
They tried to. It didn't work out for them
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hmm...the bed in our honeymoon suite OR the back of my minivan (trust me on that one)
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Haven't had actual sex anyplace weird, unless you count up against a tree on a canoe trip...now ask me where I've been spanked, that's a whole 'nother post...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Eh, only by my children once or twice and nothing traumatizing
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yup, I worked there. And I was taken to a male strip club in Montreal for my 18th b-day
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
EW
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
EW
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, though attempts have been made on the rare times I was in a bar
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Doy
24. What's your sexuality?
Try-sexual. Let's try it, if we like it let's try it again
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, interestingly...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
The shower or the tub
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I work at home so...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Doy
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Again, DOY
30. Do you own any sex toys?
DOY
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Didn't you see #30? Fine, lots and lots and lots and lots of spanking toys plus bondage gear and various gags, blindfolds and miscellaneous yummy torture devices
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Why yes, visit my online store!
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope. And frankly if I can still talk you need to work harder 😉
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Not exactly, it's not my thing, but I've had intense conversations about what would happen next time we were together
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Tried it, boring as all hell
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
It counts as sex, but if I can't get pregnant it's not intercourse
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
From the back, every day all day. OR, missionary but with my legs up over his shoulders so he can spank me and otherwise abuse my posterior
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Making love while he holds my arms overhead and tickles me while we're kissing
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yup, all kinds of fun
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Pretty much everyone on this board 😉
