Which would be more ticklish on my skin, earthworms, snails or slugs?

You're sword-cane is pretty epic. I want one like that.

And that's pretty epic about the drunk caller. Lol. If we didn't have an ocean between us, I would say you could drunk dial me any time. 😛

I could drunk-PM you instead? 😛 I've actually done that to the Pandabear a couple of times, lol

Well we have exchanged VMs when you were drunk. If you're feeling like you want to drunk PM someone, you can always drunk PM me then. It'll be epic!

lol, oh now that you mention it, I remember! I've drunk-VM'd with Ray as well I believe. 😱

Good times.

Yeah, they've been pretty epic. 😀

I LOL'd at the "Canada Geese" comment 😛 😀 Dude in the pink fanny pack.... maybe it was him in the stair well?

Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?!?

It all makes sense now! 😱 😛

Fugettaboudit! 😀 Maybe Paulie Walnuts can give you some inspiration for the Mafia gig

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lol THANK YOU!

I'm gonna have a hard time with the dialect if I'm gonna speak like that all night, but I'll try to at least learn a couple of lines.

Now if it doesn't make a lot of sense if I reply "Don't even drive out to Jersey! Not even on Sundays!" when someone asks me what time it is, that's quite irrelevant to the greater scheme of things, wouldn't you say? 😀

OMG I need to get candy fishes so I can make my sleep-with-fishes joke!

Damn, that will be epic! 😀 Whatever you do, don't tell the BJ joke But I'd squeeze in the Juan Valdez quote somewhere in there if I could XD

The BJ quote was actually on the top of my list, but ok. XD