1. Is there anyone on this board you would ever consider having sex with?
Yep.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night. It means my lover can't see my frail naked body.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
In the middle, or on the left.
4. Do you masturbate?
*fapfapfap*
5. How often? Lately?
I probably average once a day. I think I've set a record of 8.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yep.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers; I don't want to sit in my own filth.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep. Shower.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Fairly often.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Agressive/creative/someone who I can bounce off (literally and metaphorically)
11. Do you love someone this board?
Eh, I dunno... 😉
12. Do you know all the people on this board?
Yes. I am their god.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Wuv.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
In bed? Probably tickling, bondage, and forced fem.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a field
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a field.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep. In the field.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Once or twice.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. I go to bars to drink and dance.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I got kicked out of the club I later worked for because I was playing with my balls in the corner.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yeah, or done the picking-up.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Both.
24. What's your sexuality?
Predominantly straight, tending towards bi-curious.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yarp.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
In the shower, yep.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
In a girls toilet cubicle, but that was before I worked there.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Gosh no! Perish the thought of me going somewhere as perverted as that! 🙄
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Mhm.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Mhm.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Cuffs, rope, dildo, an assortment of cock-rings (do they count as sex toys?)
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. I've pulled someone who I thought was someone else that I actually knew before, though. Suddenly realised they weren't who I thought they were when I wound up at her house.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Yep.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure, why not.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The mexican hat sounds like the most fun. But reverse cowgirl is a tried and tested position. 🙂
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Being ridden.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yep.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
MTP Jeff, *sketch*, and pooface.
Yep.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night. It means my lover can't see my frail naked body.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
In the middle, or on the left.
4. Do you masturbate?
*fapfapfap*
5. How often? Lately?
I probably average once a day. I think I've set a record of 8.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yep.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers; I don't want to sit in my own filth.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep. Shower.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Fairly often.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Agressive/creative/someone who I can bounce off (literally and metaphorically)
11. Do you love someone this board?
Eh, I dunno... 😉
12. Do you know all the people on this board?
Yes. I am their god.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Wuv.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
In bed? Probably tickling, bondage, and forced fem.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a field
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a field.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep. In the field.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Once or twice.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. I go to bars to drink and dance.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I got kicked out of the club I later worked for because I was playing with my balls in the corner.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yeah, or done the picking-up.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Both.
24. What's your sexuality?
Predominantly straight, tending towards bi-curious.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yarp.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
In the shower, yep.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
In a girls toilet cubicle, but that was before I worked there.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Gosh no! Perish the thought of me going somewhere as perverted as that! 🙄
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Mhm.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Mhm.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Cuffs, rope, dildo, an assortment of cock-rings (do they count as sex toys?)
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. I've pulled someone who I thought was someone else that I actually knew before, though. Suddenly realised they weren't who I thought they were when I wound up at her house.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Yep.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure, why not.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The mexican hat sounds like the most fun. But reverse cowgirl is a tried and tested position. 🙂
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Being ridden.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yep.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
MTP Jeff, *sketch*, and pooface.
