I love Fetlife.

I have the funniest conversations with the biggest pervs. This guy is actually pretty funny, and we joke around all the time, so don't take this too seriously.



Jimmy says:
hi

Me:
howdy

Jimmy says:
sup

Me:
not much. what you up to?
my net keeps crashing
lol

Jimmy says:
sux
i just finished fappin

Me:
how'd that go?

Jimmy says:
pretty successful. shot over my own head
i'm quite the stud when no one else is in the room

Me:
I applaud you, sir

Jimmy says:
i could get started up again pretty soon after if you wanna talk dirty to me...

type dirty to me?

Me:
Hmm. I don't know if I'm any good at typing dirty

Jimmy says:
u like big black dick?
cuz i'm packin

Me:
packin' your black in
ha, I made a rhyme

Jimmyjackphunk says:
*swoons*
srsly tho i want to fuck you

Me :
What made you decide this?

Jimmy says:
i see your pic right there on the side and it's got me all hot and bothered
i'd piledrive you into next tuesday

Me:
ROFL
how romantic

Jimmy says:
i know

Me:
Send me your pic

Jimmy says:
hold on a sec
Jimmy sends:

Image447.jpg from Jimmy.

Me:
it didn't have to be a cock shot

Jimmy says:
didn't have to be but something compelled me
what do you think? you have to go wring out your panties don't you?
ill wait for you to brb

Me:
You're confident, eh?

Jimmy says:
im actually a sensitive, humble guy IRL
#truestory

Me:
ROFL
That's too bad. I hope you can take rejection well. I'm in a relationship.

Jimmy says:
sounds like I picked a great time to be a creeper on MSN