my roommate's parents brought a nailgun down to the house when they came to visit and work on a few projects. if you have never fired a nailgun, then you are missing out on a pretty cool contraption. you're ramming metal bolts at amazing speeds into whatever you want, and the hydraulic sound that accompanies it is empowering. but of course I don't want to talk about these nails...
I want to talk about fingernails, you know those little bits of your body that prove that God and Jesus and the whole gang wanted us to be tickling creatures? I am trying to recall what they are made of, keratin or something, I learned it in high school I'm sure. not important. we clip them and they always grow back, so that we can forever have our own natural tickling tool to accompany our fingertips, tongues and teeth (and to Last Laugh's credit, as they were the first video company I noticed do this, using our toes and feet to tickle each other).
they're just absolutely great. I am not extremely ticklish, but when I am assaulted with fingernails it is a much more ticklish experience. it's a good thing that ladies take so much time to take care of them, to really refine them into true torture tools (don't mind the alliteration, it won't happen again).
I actually grew mine out and kept them in pretty nice shape when I was 17. I learned that my girlfriend at the time really liked the feeling, so it paid off for me in the end. but I have a bad habit of biting them so it didn't last for as long as I thought. I don't bite them because I'm nervous, it's just a bad habit.
ladies and gentlemen, I implore you, grow them out! if nobody else loves you for it, I will!
-Mel
I want to talk about fingernails, you know those little bits of your body that prove that God and Jesus and the whole gang wanted us to be tickling creatures? I am trying to recall what they are made of, keratin or something, I learned it in high school I'm sure. not important. we clip them and they always grow back, so that we can forever have our own natural tickling tool to accompany our fingertips, tongues and teeth (and to Last Laugh's credit, as they were the first video company I noticed do this, using our toes and feet to tickle each other).
they're just absolutely great. I am not extremely ticklish, but when I am assaulted with fingernails it is a much more ticklish experience. it's a good thing that ladies take so much time to take care of them, to really refine them into true torture tools (don't mind the alliteration, it won't happen again).
I actually grew mine out and kept them in pretty nice shape when I was 17. I learned that my girlfriend at the time really liked the feeling, so it paid off for me in the end. but I have a bad habit of biting them so it didn't last for as long as I thought. I don't bite them because I'm nervous, it's just a bad habit.
ladies and gentlemen, I implore you, grow them out! if nobody else loves you for it, I will!
-Mel
