THREE NAMES I GO BY
- Joana
- Jo
- Josephine (Don't fucking ask.)
THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE
- Housekeeper.
- HK Sup.
- Bank pimper outter.
THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED
- Henrietta.
- Greece.
- West-Henrietta.
THREE TV SHOWS THAT I WATCH
- Private Practice.
THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN
- New York City.
- New Hampshire.
- Philly.
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
- School.
- Ireland.
- London.
THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS
- Spaghetti.
- Air Heads.
- Egg Yolks.
THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS (HEALTHY)
- Pears.
- Corn.
- Watermelon.
THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
- Friday.
THREE PETS THAT YOU HAVE OWNED
- Nala. (Kitteh)
- Fuckhead. (Red-tailed Boa)
- Some fish.
THREE PETS YOU CURRENTLY OWN
- Felix the cat! Srsly!
See?:
THREE FRIENDS WHO WILL REPLY
- Iunno.
THREE FAVORITE BANDS/ ARTISTS
- Metallica.
- Phil Collins.
- Chevelle.
THREE FAVORITE DRINKS
- Diet Coke.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
- Credit Card.
2. Do you miss being a child?
- Yeah.
3. Chore you hate the most?
- Laundry.
4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
- What is this romance you speak of?
5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
- Getting Married.
6. Name of your first grade teacher?
- Mrs. Klein. She was a crotchety old bitch.
7. What do you really want to be doing right now?
- Getting my back flogged.
8. What did you want to be when you grew up?
- Same thing I wanna be now; a writer or a psychologist.
9. How many colleges did you attend?
- None.
10. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
- Because it was the first one I grabbed. I really didn't put much thought into it.
11. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
- They suck. Gowd.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
- "UGHHHHHHHHHHHH"
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
- "...I'm so tired."
14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
- Jackie Collins.
15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
- No.
16. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
- Probably.
17. Get up early or sleep in?
- Sleep in.
18. What is your favorite cartoon character?
- Stitch.
19. Favorite thing to do at night?
- Read, Go online and talk with my friends.
20. When did you first start feeling old?
- 15.
21. Favorite lunch meat?
- Chicken Breast.
22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
- It really depends. I don't get the same one thing everytime. Although, for awhile I bought my gossip rags there every week.
23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
- Yes.
24. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
- I don't know why I wouldn't want anyone to find out, but my top 4 are:
1.) The King and I.
2.) Breakfast at Tiffanys.
3.) Boondock Saints
4.) Memoirs of a Geisha.
25. What’s your favorite drink?
- Diet Coke.
26. Who[m] from high school would you like to run in to?
- None of them.
27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
- Either 98.9 The Buzz or 94.1 The Zone.
28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
- Sopranos.
29. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
- I don't sit at work. And I get along with the two others I work with. But our supervisor is a fucking hillybilly retard waste of space.
30. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
- No.
31. Last book you finished reading?
- The Third Twilight book.
32. Do you have a teddy bear?
- Yes. And his name is Frankfurter.
33. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
- My backyard. I don't know why. I just wandered outside.
35. Do you go to church?
- Not lately, no.
36. How old are you?
- 21.
- Joana
- Jo
- Josephine (Don't fucking ask.)
THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE
- Housekeeper.
- HK Sup.
- Bank pimper outter.
THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED
- Henrietta.
- Greece.
- West-Henrietta.
THREE TV SHOWS THAT I WATCH
- Private Practice.
THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN
- New York City.
- New Hampshire.
- Philly.
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
- School.
- Ireland.
- London.
THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS
- Spaghetti.
- Air Heads.
- Egg Yolks.
THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS (HEALTHY)
- Pears.
- Corn.
- Watermelon.
THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
- Friday.
THREE PETS THAT YOU HAVE OWNED
- Nala. (Kitteh)
- Fuckhead. (Red-tailed Boa)
- Some fish.
THREE PETS YOU CURRENTLY OWN
- Felix the cat! Srsly!
See?:
THREE FRIENDS WHO WILL REPLY
- Iunno.
THREE FAVORITE BANDS/ ARTISTS
- Metallica.
- Phil Collins.
- Chevelle.
THREE FAVORITE DRINKS
- Diet Coke.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
- Credit Card.
2. Do you miss being a child?
- Yeah.
3. Chore you hate the most?
- Laundry.
4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
- What is this romance you speak of?
5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
- Getting Married.
6. Name of your first grade teacher?
- Mrs. Klein. She was a crotchety old bitch.
7. What do you really want to be doing right now?
- Getting my back flogged.
8. What did you want to be when you grew up?
- Same thing I wanna be now; a writer or a psychologist.
9. How many colleges did you attend?
- None.
10. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
- Because it was the first one I grabbed. I really didn't put much thought into it.
11. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
- They suck. Gowd.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
- "UGHHHHHHHHHHHH"
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
- "...I'm so tired."
14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
- Jackie Collins.
15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
- No.
16. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
- Probably.
17. Get up early or sleep in?
- Sleep in.
18. What is your favorite cartoon character?
- Stitch.
19. Favorite thing to do at night?
- Read, Go online and talk with my friends.
20. When did you first start feeling old?
- 15.
21. Favorite lunch meat?
- Chicken Breast.
22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
- It really depends. I don't get the same one thing everytime. Although, for awhile I bought my gossip rags there every week.
23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
- Yes.
24. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
- I don't know why I wouldn't want anyone to find out, but my top 4 are:
1.) The King and I.
2.) Breakfast at Tiffanys.
3.) Boondock Saints
4.) Memoirs of a Geisha.
25. What’s your favorite drink?
- Diet Coke.
26. Who[m] from high school would you like to run in to?
- None of them.
27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
- Either 98.9 The Buzz or 94.1 The Zone.
28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
- Sopranos.
29. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
- I don't sit at work. And I get along with the two others I work with. But our supervisor is a fucking hillybilly retard waste of space.
30. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
- No.
31. Last book you finished reading?
- The Third Twilight book.
32. Do you have a teddy bear?
- Yes. And his name is Frankfurter.
33. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
- My backyard. I don't know why. I just wandered outside.
35. Do you go to church?
- Not lately, no.
36. How old are you?
- 21.
