I never knew the amount of work it goes into wearing a god damn pair of suspenders and a belt, first off suspenders. I know that clip suspenders should only be worn casually and button suspenders should only be worn on dress pants. I do that so what's the issue? First off this stupid idea that "suspenders are for dwebs". Look, I get that in popular culture that's where the get defined BUT there is no need to classify me for the damn things I use to hold up my pants. Second of all is the idea that they are underwear. This is not common but I have run into assholes who are like this. It gets hot around the office, so obviously it makes sense that I would take off my suit coat of vest. Yet there is a prick who says "put that coat on".
Next are belts the most common pants holder upper. The amount of belts you can purchase is fucking to much, colors and length I understand, but width, Garth, the type of leat and a million other types of belts make my head spin. To finish off this entry into the cool files I must ask something, PLEASE LET ME WEAR MY CLOTHES IN PEACE
Next are belts the most common pants holder upper. The amount of belts you can purchase is fucking to much, colors and length I understand, but width, Garth, the type of leat and a million other types of belts make my head spin. To finish off this entry into the cool files I must ask something, PLEASE LET ME WEAR MY CLOTHES IN PEACE



