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Odd questions thread
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trainman3004
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Only on the second Monday of every other month. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around who gives a F$#K?
trainman3004
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All of them. Does Mrs. Claus ever handle Santa's sack?
milagros317
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She rubs it every night. 😱
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Sensualswitch10
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With a comb and a lot of hair gel.
When in Rome, whilst doing as the Romans do, how should one comport one's self?
milagros317
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Yes, with a backscratcher.
What do women want?
What do women want?
milagros317
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Not much is up because baseball season is over. 🙁
In a year, how many melons does a melon farmer farm?
In a year, how many melons does a melon farmer farm?
milagros317
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arachnid95
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Because it bombs every fitness test! XD
If you and a purple cow were stuck on Uranus, how many bowling balls would it take to eat a cactus?
If you and a purple cow were stuck on Uranus, how many bowling balls would it take to eat a cactus?
trainman3004
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Trick question. Bowling balls are carnivores. Exactly why can't a silly rabbit enjoy a bowl of damned Trix?
arachnid95
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Because those kids are greedy fucking bastards, that's why! >:C
Do you think Superman ever gets itchy? Or would his invulnerable skin keep out all the irritants and shit...?
Do you think Superman ever gets itchy? Or would his invulnerable skin keep out all the irritants and shit...?
trainman3004
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Hammy.
What does an elephant pack in his trunk?
What does an elephant pack in his trunk?
arachnid95
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I dunno, 'snot any of my business...! XD
How is it that an object as far away from Earth as the sun still has the impeccable aim it takes to hit me square in the face when I get up in the morning...?
How is it that an object as far away from Earth as the sun still has the impeccable aim it takes to hit me square in the face when I get up in the morning...?
trainman3004
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It's all in the wrist.
Do squirrels ever play with their nuts?
Do squirrels ever play with their nuts?
milagros317
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Very often, including female squirrels.
Why are there two sides to the road?
Why are there two sides to the road?
AmishTickler
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So the chicken can cross it.
Does the little light in the refrigerator really go off when you shut the door?
Does the little light in the refrigerator really go off when you shut the door?
Sandisk444
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milagros317
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Never would be just fine with me. 😀
Why is healthy grass green?
Why is healthy grass green?
