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  Aimee

• Oct 11, 2011

Omfg am I meeting you in person in a month??

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  emilyemilyemily

• Sep 21, 2011

that's my signature, sillypants!

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  Amnesiac

• Sep 19, 2011

Okay, I think I've figured it out. You basically foist the articles that Cracked doesn't buy here so it has somewhere to go. You put in the effort of writing it so SOMEBODY's gonna read it goddammit!

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  CrystalLight

• Sep 6, 2011

Fucking DUH.

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  CrystalLight

• Sep 6, 2011

RAWR THEY BETTAH!!

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  CrystalLight

• Sep 6, 2011

BELLAS?

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  CrystalLight

• Aug 25, 2011

Doesn't matter to me. Just so long as rainbows and unicorns are present.

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  Amnesiac

• Aug 25, 2011

You FOOL! He will destroy us ALL! His access to the Encyclopedia Obscuratium holds within it secrets no mortal man other than he can muster and summon! It was he and his venal maleficaerum that transformed Swaim into the mechanical husk he is today!

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  GQguy

• Aug 24, 2011

Love reading your writing buddy. Keep it up!

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  tklee88

• Aug 24, 2011

oh snap! I'm doing well . are you going to make it to bellas?

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  tklee88

• Aug 24, 2011

yo yo yo! How's life???

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  TropicThunder

• Aug 21, 2011

and for the record, I never kept nor ate the afterbirth. However, I did get the doctor to stretch it out so I could take pictures of how fucking disgusting it looked.

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  TropicThunder

• Aug 21, 2011

I'm just saying, people have been doing that for awhile. It's actually supposed to be really good for you. lol.

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  Snail Shell

• Aug 20, 2011

Spider-Man 2. The scene where he stops the subway, he does so by crucifying himself across the front of the train and is carried back by the citizens in a godlike fashion.

Though I don't wholly recommend it, you could try Eat, Pray, Love. I'm sure you could find something horrible to say about Hinduism in that.

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  Snail Shell

• Aug 20, 2011

Dunno how in-depth the movies get into this, but the books have the Narnias (good guys) who are kind, gentle, understanding and at one with the world. I forget what they call the land they come from, but the whole series has many references to evil men who are "to the South", "dark-skinned" and have "large beards, pointed shoes and curved swords". If you get an edition with the original artwork, the final book "The Last Battle" has a drawing of a large bird-god thing carrying off one of these men, who looks like a typical, albeit stereotypical, Muslim man.

LOTR is the same way. Men from the East (Mordor) are monsters, orc and generally bad. Men from the West (Gondor, Rohan) are good, but it's a lot more obvious in CON.

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  Snail Shell

• Aug 20, 2011

Signs. (Derp)

The Book of Eli. (The big book/weapon is just a Bible)

The Matrix Trilogy. (Neo = Jesus)

The Chronicles of Narnia. (Much more obvious in the books. More to the point, the books not only are cheap pimping of Christianity, but actually rag on Islam.)

I'll let you know if I come up with anything else. You and Amanda coming out next weekend?

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  porcelaindoll2

• Aug 10, 2011

I don't really drink that much. I haven't been buzzed since that last time I wrote on your wall. I am almost running out of SoCo. At least I am smart and buy the 70 proof instead of the 100 proof. It doesn't take much of the 100 proof to mess me up.

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  porcelaindoll2

• Aug 2, 2011

Man I am having a love affair with Southern Comfort right now. Wait I'm from the south and I like SoCo(Lol I'm sure not everyone from the south likes it)!? I like it with Coke, Lemonade, Sweet Tea or Arnold Palmer which is a blend of both. I'm slightly buzzed on it right now. I can take it straight up as a shot to, but I prefer it mixed.

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  porcelaindoll2

• Aug 2, 2011

I am just wondering what is your favorite alcoholic drink?

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  porcelaindoll2

• Aug 1, 2011

Well I hope I'm able to make it this year . I'm not too sure what I'll be like financially when NEST comes around.

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  tklee88

• Jul 11, 2011

It was so awesome to finally meet you! You and the gf are cool peeps . Quit hatin' on my love of Miss Mary Jane . I hope we get to hang out more in November!!! ....and I suddenly feel like this is something I should be signing in a yearbook...fail. It's late. You're not even home yet. And...I think I might still be a little baked. Canadian bud is the shiznit haha.

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  Cokecan

• Jul 7, 2011

the Rebel Alliance: Nothing more than terrorists with thousands of lives and billions of dollars in property damage to their credit.

The Superfriends: I'm sorry, but anyone that takes in Aquaman as a full partner deserves either contempt or to be watched carefully.

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  TropicThunder

• Jul 6, 2011

Beam: the ultimate disaster movie
starring me.

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  TropicThunder

• Jul 6, 2011

jim's here and i think he likes me better

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  Snail Shell

• Jul 1, 2011

The X-Men: Paramilitary organization based solely on racial propaganda with extensive offensive capapbilities. They have a stealth bomber under a basketball court for cryin' out loud.
Wayne Enterprises. Multimillion dollar money laundering and weapons research system designed specifically to fund a one-man war on crime for a rich kid with issues.

I'll thing of more while I'm at work. Happy Canada Day! See you next weekend!