When you feel comfortable telling me your real first name, I'll tell you mine.
Most people call me monster, or mt, or ticklemonster or mtticklemonster because most people don't really care to ask me my real name or remembers when I tell them.
Yeah, I know how to pronounce Em. So you said you're hiding your name for now? Does that mean that Em isn't actually your real name like I asked? You can call me En, which isn't really my real name.