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Cool story bro.

:drinkup::yayzorz:

Well... that was pretty fucking awesome. Thanks y'all :)

I wonder if I should sensually jerk off a wooden rudder as I walk in so people can recognize me :D

:cheer: Hell yes

Scientist, doing cancer research.

Having realized that I happen to live on the same continent at this moment I figured I might as well drop by.

Holy shit dude, I was afraid you had also found god like one of the forum's founders. Good to see you're back. Back in black.:rockon:

Hey everyone, It's been a long while since I have had any sort of meaningful activity on the forum, and today I come to ask you all (not everyone, mainly just Americans, but that sounds less epic in my mind) about life. Specifically, about life in the northern bit of the state of Indiana. You...

It's a cracked article. America's only humor site since 1958. Anything on that site is purely for a few giggles, don't take that shit too seriously.

Hmm, wouldn't call it a fetish, but I am a sadist. I enjoy giving someone a sound thrashing. A harsh beating. However I have yet to meet someone who can satisfy my needs; apparently they lie beyond what is sustainable for a human body. But nevertheless I am a happy man when I can turn someone's...

Well, I've spent some time 'dating' or however you describe the human mating ritual; it was pretty cool. You see, you might not be tying them down, but you can simply overpower them and tickle them anyways. And if you manage to secude enough women, you might just run into someone who either...

I'd like you to post pictures of the inside of your skull. If you can't pull that off, try the inside of your chest.

try the Omafiets. Simple, nearly indestructible and black.

Well, speaking as a person who enjoys casual sex with strangers, the problem of STDs and pregnacy is a really good reason to wear a condom. And get tested for STDs if the condom fails, combined with trips to the pharmacy to get morning after pills. So yeah, there might be dicks around, but you...

Yeah, lots of it. It can be wonderful, although experiences may vary.

I've felt seriously hungry whilst dissecting livers from corpses, so no, that does not upset my stomach. I'm one of those people having such conversations or discussing the wonderful ways to dissect brains while on a train.

If it's produced in China they face very strict anti porn laws, so it will be decent or closed within a short notice. China isn't a country where you can just grab a camera, pay someone a handsome sum of money and shoot a video.

wicked, where can I find those guys?

I just go to whatever I find first in the heaps op clothes cluttering my den.