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As many of you know, the next Captain America movie plans to lift its plot from Marvel’s Civil War storyline of 2006-2007. This was a multi-issue event in which Congress passes a Superhuman Registration Act, forcing America’s superheroes to register their identities with the government. Some...

Yet another sleepless night has driven me to fit of "creativity." :p

I have nothing to do with this (though I really wish I had)... http://www.theonion.com/articles/folks-we-dont-usually-do-this-on-the-white-house-t,34522/

So, this was originally just a weird thing I did to a picture of Katie Holmes because I thought it was funny and because I found her intense expression slightly erotic. Then I thought I'd make a lot more and post them here. I'm bored. Behold, Katie Holmes, Kristen Stewart and Evangeline Lilly...

From the Associated Press:

Wolverine: Japolectric Boogaloo is now one of the few films which have caused me to get up and walk out of the theatre. I did not come into this film determined to hate this movie, but boy did it get me there. Objection 1: Wolverine does not belong in Japan. Wolverine is a hirsute Canadian hick...

Damon Lindelof is stronger than he looks. At least I really hope he is, because right now we’re both dangling over a bottomless chasm with only his deceptively wiry left arm keeping us from plunging to certain death. In the biz, this is what’s known as a ‘teaser.’ … It all began earlier that...

Friends, I have just acquired the technology necessary to contribute here. This is a trial run, just to see if I can actually upload images. In no way does this reflect the depths of my godless depravity.

Hi kids. It's your Uncle C7 here. You remember, I'm the one who always used to make you sit on his lap far longer than was age appropriate, and would sometimes put my hand on your knee when we were at the dinner table. That Thanksgiving you wore short pants was fun, wasn't it? But I'm not here...

Peter Jackson announced today that the final chapter of his Hobbit Trilogy will now be divided into two parts, bringing the total number of Hobbit films to four. The Hobbit: There and Back Again, which was to follow The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, will now be known as The Hobbit: There and...

Generally speaking, you'll never see anything dumber than an old-timey cautionary film. Getting people to stop doing the thing you don't like by depicting beautiful movie stars doing exactly that is the most misguided strategy since How to Not Think About Elephants became a best-seller in...

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/man-bites-snake-death-revenge-154835399.html

Sometimes the rats just won't stop orgying each other behind the walls; sometimes the centipedes won't stop skittering over your face to nibble your eyelashes; sometimes your caged runaway won't stop crying. Bottom line, there are some nights when sleep just doesn't seem like an option. But...

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(Note: all names and places in this story have been modified by Northern sorcery. You Americans will find them quite unpronounceable). This all began when a Coquitlam lacrosse player scored a goal on opposing Nanaimo, giving them an eleven goddamn point lead before halftime. At which point a...

Virginia Shop Teacher Fires Gun at Students: "You'e all screwing around too much!" http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/virginia-teacher-arrested-allegedly-firing-blanks-students-164758793.html

1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist? 2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton? 3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women] 4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are...

Those of us who live in cities have learned by bitter experience to hate and despise many species of vermin. The most hated is, of course, the sewer rat, and rightly so: they wait behind stormdrains to bite our ankles, devour our newborns, and carry off turtles to nurture and train as their...

An inspiring story of brothers in arms. http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dailybrew/canadian-veteran-famed-devil-brigade-dies-within-hours-204426389.html

Would a drunk man slur all the words to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody so perfectly? Yes? Oh, well then I guess you win this round, Officer Logic. You dick. <object width="420" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m02zhM7lb4M?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param...