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Wooly mammoths back from the dead. Where is your God now, Alaska?

Do tell!

... wait, they have checkpoints at the US-Canadian border?

By 'stabbed', you of course meant 'fired from a cannon on a trajectory that would take him into the Interplanetary Transport Network that he may spread the message of Googlefriendsbook to the Martians and beyond'. See, what I did was, I took your speculation and added some science references...

A pal of mine recently returned from the States and left a box of them in the break room at work. Oh. My. God. These things are the food of kings. Diabetic kings, granted, but kings nonetheless. The white stuff inside them is, I believe, the processed essence of an angel; again, a diabetic...

Australopithacus. According to... some science man.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/tiny-urn-forced-to-return-to-shithole-201012293388/ Seriously though, I'm scared. Scotland beating the Boks at rugby and now Australia becoming shit at Test cricket. Next thing you know the Indians will no longer be 'donating' spices to us...

Nobody attaches moral equivalency to both sides, and anyone who does (or even imagines that people would) is a complete tool; the problem is there are a lot of barriers to the South taking down Il Juche and his Happytime Fun-Republic. Even a cursory glance at the logistics of a war between...

This is the most important thing to remember. Everyone gets shit on, you're not alone in that. Getting a second job would be a good idea, especially if you have time to spare; you might also want to look around for another place, something cheaper, if you're renting and struggling to keep on...

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Yes please. Chop, chop, dig, dig, chop, chop, dig, dig. EDIT: Also group sex. But mostly due to 'chop, chop, dig, dig'.

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Up next on Egyptian National Television: Seagulls, the Jews of the sky.

His name is Jeremy Hunt. Jeremy Hunt, the Culture Secretary. The presenter's surname is pronounced 'noch-tee', btw. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x0yeX1sc6AE?fs=1&hl=en_GB&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen"...

Cycling in frozen snow.

Today I finally found out the truth about Kim Jong-Il. For that, I am thankful: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pdfHpaedZzM?fs=1&hl=en_GB&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...

Damnit I wanted to post the Police Squad epilogues, lol. Awesome stuff. R.I.P Leslie.

R.I.P Leslie :(

Not the biggest Test cricket fan in the world so I don't know if going into the last day of a match 88 runs ahead is good or not. I think that means a draw is the most likely result or something. Stupid bloody game xD

You were a Really Wild Show fan too eh?