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Its quite the serious problem. I have to sleep with one eye open constantly, whilst shivering in the dead of night, awaiting the clip clop of the hooves of doom beating down my door....ready to pass out judgement for all those innocent pigs I have consumed over my life ;)

Seriously, this is something I think 95% of us knew ten years ago :) No straight man can shake his hips like that.

TMF's resident flamer here, ready to throw in his two coppers. I always knew on some level I was gay. It wasn't anything I could put my finger on in my early years, but I knew I wasn't interested in girls the way my friends were. My one sexual relationship with a woman sent me into compulsive...

Too late with one of your previous comments. Mr. Jesus Christ, sir. This "buggering ******" ;) commends you for keeping your cool in an awkward situation. Regardless of gender or orientation his behavior was extremely uncalled for. You have a great deal of maturity as most people would have...

........the kids from Schoolhouse Rock are stimulating??? *Backs out of thread VERY SLOWLY*

Just recently happened to me friend. We were together for 6 and a half years, planning on getting married even. Then, one night, we got into a terrible argument because I found dirty text messages on his cell phone from someone else. One thing led to another, and here I am alone. The worst...

Well no, he himself I don't see as part of the emo crowd. Its just his fanbase has changed so drastically is what I'm seeing.

It is a well-known fact that chocolate can serve as an aphrodisiac. Therefore, the battle has already been won. Sex and chocolate = win

A freshly brewed cup of Dunkin' Doughnuts original roast coffee with a dash of french vanilla creamer.......yum

I used to LOVE Tim Burton's movies. I thought he did a splendid job on he first two Batman flicks with Michael Keaton, and Sweeny Todd is one of my favorite musicals (who knew Johnny Depp could sing?) I even liked some of his more child-orientated films like Corpse Bride. They were dark and...

I heard that Bugman is secretly in league with the giant ants from the movie "Them!" :D

*kneels before the almighty blue M&M* I pledge my allegiance to all things chocolate and crunchy. The Skittles won't stand a chance! :kirby:

LMFAO!!!! Especially at the W.C Fields clips :D

CAKE!!!??? My dear boy, you must join us for a cup of tea!

I hate all commercials that promote anything Hannah Montana related! Damn tweens and their wretched culture!

Simple enough. One day I hit puberty and the act of tickling made the blood flow to my penis.

Anyone know any good Irish drinking songs to go with this lovely emerald beer?

Tickling in the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Don't lets be silly! Tickle torture now THAT'S better....

The only thing I seem to be allergic to is maraschino cherries. I don't know if its the sauce or the fruit itself, but anytime I eat them, I go into horrid bouts of vomiting afterward. Other than that, nope, no allergies at all.

In that case...... *starts singing* A very merry un-birthday! To all! A very merry unbirthday to all!