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    Okay, When did Tim Burton become a messiah for the emo cult?

    I used to LOVE Tim Burton's movies. I thought he did a splendid job on he first two Batman flicks with Michael Keaton, and Sweeny Todd is one of my favorite musicals (who knew Johnny Depp could sing?) I even liked some of his more child-orientated films like Corpse Bride. They were dark and...
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    The Un-Birthday Thread

    Come on people! We only have 364 unbirthdays to celebrate in a year! Lets get an early start in on them :D Why for example, did you know that today is my unbirthday?
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    Question for the smokers on the forum

    Ok, this may seem like a very ignorant/stupid question of me, so mea culpa in advance. With the proposed ban on flavored tobacco that Obama signed, would that include clove cigarettes? I smoke Djarlim Blacks and am going to be rather perturbed if that is indeed so. And if cloves are covered...
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    Anti-religious jokes.

    Whats the difference between a priest and a pimple. One waits until your 13 to come on your face! A priest, a pedophile, & a rapist walk into a bar; & that's just the first guy! How could Jesus walk on water? Because shit floats
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    Shameless self-congratulations!

    After six years of happy times, with a healthy dose of trial and tribulation thrown in for spice, my significant other and I have decided to take a major step in our relationship. We are engaged and the date is set for late August. We will get a civil service union, followed by a Wiccan...
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    Signs your cat has a personality disorder

    16. Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it! 15. You've repeatedly found him in the closed garage, hunched over the wheel of your running Buick. 14. Sits for hours in fascination while listening to Bob Dole. 13. Teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty...
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    To all the pen and paper RPG gamers out there

    What are your thoughts on the new 4th edition of Dungeons and Dragons? I've tried playing it for the past 5 months with my group (as a DM) and it seems to me that its much more watered down and lackluster then its predecessors. The DM guide is one of the best that I have read, but I am somewha...
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    lolcats thread

    We all love these, even if they are guilty pleasures.
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    The time in your life when you realized you wern't a child anymore

    It can either be a particular experience, or a moment of age; but what was the one defining moment in your adolescence when you really stood back and took a long look at yourself. When you noticed that innocent, naive mentality was gone, you were growing up, mentally, physically, whatever. But...
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    A Goofy Movie as Drected by David Lynch

    eh, I got a kick out of it. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z7baCckh-XE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...
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    Somewhat morbid question..

    Does anyone know if there is a brief period of consciousness after someone is beheaded? Is there a thought process? Or are the spasms of the eyes and mouth purely reflex? I ask because I plan to include an execution scene in a novella I am currently writing and I can't seem to find information...
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    New Computer Viruses

    Computer Viruses OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T...
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    Top Ten People Who Should Win the Nobel Prize

    1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have written more books than they"ve read. 2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most hight-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment...
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    Ask a geek: The Perdurabo Queries

    That's right, I'm hopping on this current bandwagon - because we all know joining the fads makes you kewl :bounce: So go on, ask all your questions regarding Life, The Universe and everything in between...... and all shall be revealed....
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    Politically correct Little Red Riding Hood

    There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them. Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes...
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    The "insult the person above you" thread

    Time to vent all that pent-up frustration....at all the wrong people :p
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    Know thy enemy, the 12 commandments of flaming

    The Twelve Commandments of Flaming 1. Make things up about your opponent: It's important to make your lies sound true. Preface your argument with the word "clearly." "Clearly, Fred Flooney is a liar, and a dirtball to boot." 2. Be an armchair psychologist: You're a smart person. You've heard of...
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    Meeting someone online in person.

    So, with the advent of all the "dating" themed threads around here, I thought I would throw my hat into the ring by asking the advice of you good people so that I may pass it along to a good, if somewhat naive friend of mine. He is a subscriber to one of those online dating sites, which seem to...
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    Perduabo/ChosenofMystra

    Meaning of my names I originally came to this forum under the name ChosenofMystra. The name come from Dungeons and Dragons, which I enjoy playing immensely. Mystra is the goddess of magic and the Chosen are the select few she blesses with a spark of divinity. Hence the name Chosen of Mystra...
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